u/HugeNormieBuffoon

It is time to delete your fb

As your spiritual advisor and confidant, let me be the one to say

A bla bla bla

Permanent data record

AI analysis and matchmaking trained on your persona

You're going to get foisted on a beautiful other without understanding who they are

Although, maybe it's your time

To be tricked, tempted into rueful conditions

I don't know

Maybe you can ask your mother

Maybe you can pick letters from a novel until they form an acrostic:

A(ll)

M(en)

D(ream)

P(onies)

Your homestead in the hills beckons

The swaying fronds of the trees you plant

The fermenting crocks on the porch

It could be true?

Get rid of fb!

Now!

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u/HugeNormieBuffoon — 3 days ago

A grey gum resin

A grey gum resin was secreted (by a cow)

The science was revised accordingly

>1 (one) cow excreted alumino-silicate resin with viscosity 0.16x and compressibility quotient 4/17e^(-1) (approx) -- verified by Secretion Systems Inverted Scalar Modeller, five times over the course of 6 (six) days in a range of external atmospheric conditions, allowing for variability in normative function resonance (uneliminatable)

A hundred men raised their eyebrows and pondered the applicability of this substance to various amorpha -- types of frogs, amphibians etc

It was understood collectively that things would improve, "this will have phenomenal flow-on effects for ecosystems struggling to absorb frog quotas"

And the men marched in line towards it!

A struggle to restrain the ecosystem in its drift towards having zero frogs

People needed to control it

One way or another

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u/HugeNormieBuffoon — 2 months ago