Don't even tell me it's harmless. I won't believe you. You don't go walking around looking like an axe murderer but really you are just "mis understood"
No sir. My chickens didn't even want smoke. What is this.
I'm in mid Michigan. It's the beginning. Of the middle of the end of. I think it's August.
Well is this one that should be relocated or is it safe to keep in the garage where I basically live most of my days. Not going to lie the red kind of alarms me. It is the beginning of August in mid Michigan.
40 years old. Or 41... I can't remember. All that matters is that I'm not old yet. But I have been alive for 2 score and maybe a year. And I have never seen one of these before. Not real fast. Or too threatening looking. Right? Yeah until it flew directly at me!!! I wasn't scared. Didn't even scream. Or flinch. Or jump 4 feet like a scared lil girl and yelled " OMG! It can fly!" None of those things>ngs happened. Ever. Because I am a man and 10,000 times bigger than this giant bug. But seriously. What is it. It reminds me of this thing my dad described from his childhood. Mole crickets? I think that was the name. Or moon Cricket? Anyway. I wanted to post it here first. With my genuine calmness and lack of any concern or sarcasm.
Also. Would it be good fishing bait?
It is 4 A. M. In mid Michigan beginning of August. I was woke up to get deer out of raised strawberry beds. Then I decided to look for fencing. Now I am under siege by this deceiving critter that until this day in my 40's did not exist.
Working on a project. It is presactly 4:13 am about 45 minutes south of Lansing Michigan. What can you tell me? Looks like mom loved coconuts, and dad was. Well. A coconut. Was he a swisher or a pusher,