Lemon Cherry Gelato

I bought this along with the Black Amber I posted last night. Both strains had mid to high 3% terpene profiles according to their COAs. You can find my Black Amber post pretty easy. Same pic format. Jar of buds. Joint on a tray.

This stuff is pretty nice. The smell wasn't super strong out of the bag but it was noticeable. It lines up with the name and has that lemon/limey sort of smell. It's subtle and decent smelling.

The taste is actually pretty good. A taste you would expect from something that with this smell. I always just say it "tastes green" when I smoke stuff like this but there's probably a better term for it. I've heard people say floral but I'm not sure that's the right descriptor. Regardless, there is a nice taste there even on the inhale. Hell just hitting on a non-lit joint gives a little bit of the taste I'm talking about. So that's a nice plus for this strain.

Not super dense buds. Pretty easy to break apart without a grinder. The buds are frosty and there is some stick but it's that sort of dry sifted sand sort of feel when you're breaking it up. Hopefully that make sense to somebody. The buds are definitely not dry though.

I'd argue they could probably stand to cure a bit longer. The joint doesn't want to stay lit. But while it's lit this is also a pretty nice choker. I choke harder usually on the first smoke of the day. But I know I don't choke like this with the Pineapple Express or ATF in the morning. So take that however you like. This is turning into a mini story so I'm gonna wrap it up. This stuff must be sativa dominant. lol

u/IAmHippyman — 3 days ago

Black Amber

This is a weird one. Just roll with me for a second.

Initial impression was a pretty muted smell. Like it's there but I have to jam my nose in the bag and really inhale deep to get a good smell of the buds. Also this is a new weed smell for me. I really don't know how to describe the smell. Some sort of a fruit I've smelled before but I can't pinpoint exactly what it is I'm smelling. It's a pleasant not-so-sweet fruity smell. That's the best way I can describe this one.

The buds are super covered in trichomes and very sticky when breaking it up. Buds are dense but still easy to break apart. On a scale of 1 to Bubba I'd say they're a 7 on density. Still not a super strong smell even when breaking up sadly. Sparked up the joint and taste is... weed. Nothing distinct really on the exhale unfortunately.

But there is light at the end of the tunnel I promise. This stuff is POTENT. Only took probably 4-5 rips off the joint and was choking. I'm chilling now feeling great. I planned on reviewing both strains at the same time but I'm gonna give it an hour to give the Lemon a fair chance after smoking this stuff. lol

I bought this strain as a test based on the high terp profile that's on the COA. I'm still learning exactly how terps work. I was a little disappointed on the smell. Jar time might help but I'm realistic and it might not get crazy smelly with this one. After smoking it I'd recommend it if you prefer raw potency and don't care about taste/smell. I'm gonna give this stuff an 8 out of 10 overall. Pretty nice stuff my dudes!

Lemon Cherry Gelato review coming shortly. :)

u/IAmHippyman — 3 days ago

Pineapple Express

Damn dude I bought this with low expectations because it was 200 a QP. Definitely the stickiest one I've bought. The buds I broke up to roll this joint made that little ball of finger hash. The buds are dense but not like straight up rocks like the Bubba. This stuff is OILY bro. Smell is a really nice pungent fruity sort of piney smell. It's not exactly a choker so that might be where the budget lies. It's a nice tasty smoke and smells great but I'm just not choking hard. Half way through the joint it's smoking better now. Could be fresh. Could be I rolled it a little too tight this time. I'm gonna give it some time in a jar and we'll see how it smokes in a week or two. Still great smoke especially for the price. I think 7/10 is a solid rating for this stuff.

Sorry I'm not a good writer. lol

EDIT: I'll give it an 8. It's pretty good potency.

u/IAmHippyman — 7 days ago

ATF is pure nostalgia

I feel old saying this but the smell is straight up putting me back to when I was smoking my buddies homegrown shit. In a good way. Worth it for sure. Fluffy as fuck, sticky and smoking perfect. Just what I wanted for a roll up strain. Don't hit as hard as the Bubba but does hit smoother in this blunt. Not sure what else to say. Good shit. Get it. lol

u/IAmHippyman — 10 days ago

Bubba Kush

If you feel like you've seen these images before you're not crazy. I was having account issues and kept getting stuff auto-deleted by reddit filters. Onto the review.

This stuff is exactly as it was described in previous reviews as well as matches the description and pictures on the DP site. It's super dense, fresh and sticky. Buds been in jars for a week or so now and they're even better. Smell is coming back and it's spot on with the description. Earthy, coffee sort of smell. Rolls up real nice since it's so sticky. Smokes a little harsh in a joint but I've been taking bong rips the past few days and it's great for the bong. Quality indica for sure. Stoney for sure. You'll be chilling. FORSHO.

u/IAmHippyman — 14 days ago