u/Iam-a-banana

MIKADO by Dave McLoud sounds like megalovania for real, idk why... But still

EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES

(very low effort crappy post)

Guys... today I accidentally slept in Tokyo, but thankfully my dog reminded me that No One Sleep in Tokyo. So I woke up with the Beat of the Rising Sun, looked outside and thought, "Wait... Deja Vu, I've been in this place before." I jumped into my AE86 because I'm Running in the 90's, then immediately Stepped on the Gas Gas Gas because I was already late for work. Halfway there, a Space Boy overtook me, another guy kept tailgating, so I rolled down the window and yelled, "Don't Stand So Close!" Suddenly Dr. Love called and said my prescription was ready because I needed Max Power to Rage My Dream. I arrived at work, but my boss just said, "The Top is where you belong, now get back on the rocks." By lunchtime I had Night Fever, my coworkers wanted to Dance Around the World, and HR told me to Remember Me because I forgot my ID... again. I drove home at midnight thinking, "Maybe tomorrow I'll stop living like an Initial D soundtrack..." ...Deja Vu.