🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Fans of the Industry cuck flop known as Yeat, Allegedly Spotted His Big Beautiful New Home in Rockland County, Following his Flop album "ADL" 32K first week (90% bundles, mind you), BNYX flop project GENESIS And Begging Drake for a Feature, being Cut from 3 different Albums 🚨🎶
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Fans of the Industry cuck flop known as Yeat allegedly spotted his BIG BEAUTIFUL new mansion in Rockland County following the catastrophic fallout of his “experimental” flop era 📉🏚️
Sources say this comes shortly after:
• “ADL” moving a mysterious 32K first week (90% bundles btw 😭📦)
• BNYX’s heavily manufactured “GENESIS” project disappearing from public discussion in under 36 hours
• Repeated attempts to secure a Drake feature, with Yeat trying the helicopter-spin 360 dickride method, allegedly ended in a vicious altercation between the two. Drake has been noted to have said to Mr Smith, "You're a fucking pathetic dickrider. I wanted that IDGAF stimi and you over here moaning on tha mic.. fukinn screechinn hyllbylly.... gtfo. you will NEVER be as good as you once were back in 21-22... how i miss those days". He has since been CUT from THREE separate Drake albums in spite of all his dickgargling.
Neighbors report hearing distorted 808s, ancient Jewish chants, and sounds as though someone is being violently ass-fucked from the building.. Every time, Zack Bia had been seen minutes before the noises began.
Industry insiders such as Kendrick Lamar and Tom MacDonald are dubbing this “one of the most devastating falloffs witnessed since Eminem” 😭
More updates soon as authorities investigate the strange disappearances of young school-aged children within the area, which began March 27th and have been quickly racking up since..