u/Ill_Use_1263

Watu wa YouTube hukuwa kama, “Amka saa kumi alfajiri ukakimbie, hiyo ndiyo kuwa alpha!” Hapana, si hivyo. Angalia wanyama wakali kabisa porini; wote ni wavivu. Dubu hulala kipindi chote cha baridi, simba hulala mchana kutwa. Unajua ni nani huamka saa kumi alfajiri na kukimbia? Kundi za squirrel.

yall please take care of your health bc i'm studying to be in the medical field and i am the only student in my class who doesn't use chatgpt 😭

mnasemanga ati akuna panic mbaya Kama kushika mfuko Tao ukose simu,ushawai have sex raw na mschana mnakosana hadi unamove on,then one month later she text you ati I have something important to tell you💔

Na mkunywe maji jameni, huku kwa lab tunawatuma stool mnaleta sedimentary rocks

A married woman should ONLY drink alcohol in the presence of her husband. KIBE is fixing marriages

😅😅the devil is so clever anangoja tu uokoke then .. he closes all doors from wamama and now sends u a sweet 19 year old with national id na flat tummy and yummy ass na nyege ya king solomon na bado hatujafika kitu inaitwa b...j game iko 10/10 😅😅🤣🤣 hehehe yesu wa binguni okoa sisi akhi

Nikiwa kwa njia I overheard a guy complaining about how dem yake alikua anataka wakulane for 7 hours😭😭😂the guy was like "yaani mtu atoke Nairobi ady Busia kama bado niko juu ya mtu "

The worst thing you can do in a 9/5 is to have a narcissistic female boss. .your life will end there.

Wezi wangekua wanajua bei ya hizo wig madem hukua wamevaa ata hawangeshughulika na kuwachukulia simu