Mr Stings bequeathing
Geordie Heat:
Inspector Denise Welch answers the Geordie Heat hotline... " Hello, Geordie Heat. How may I help?"
Caller.. " Oh no, not you again, I suppose you'll have to do. It's Mr Sting from the massive house with the massive drive. "
Denise rolls her eyes..." Oh, hello Mr Sting. What can we help you with today?"
Mr Sting..." I'm giving you fair warning that when my Tantric Karma energy has ran out and I keel over, not that it ever will like, I will be melting down all my gold and precious stuff to make a massive solid gold rocket powered lute that I will be buried in in the back garden and I want you to send all your coppers up here to guard it 24/7 from Trudie and the kids from digging it up coz they might have a bit of a cob on. THANK YOU.... GOODBYE"
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