u/Impressive-Yak-5743

Hantavirus Be Our Guest Parody

School project to present. My group is damn proud of this one.

(Trump voice)
“All of you fellow Americans, it is with great concern and deep regret to announce that the hantavirus outbreak will cause another quarantine. So please stay in your houses, get on Among Us, and to once again wear… a mask.”

Wear a mask, wear a mask
Hantavirus is coming fast
Been six years since the last outbreak
And we think its gonna last

TPs gone, tissues sold,
This is really getting old
Youll start coughing (its vicious)
Don’t believe me? Ask the victims!

They can (cough)
They can (cough)
After all this is (cough)
Oh my gosh it may be contagious

Go on and wear your mask
Its just like the past
Now wear your mask (wear your mask)
Wear your mask! (Wear your mask)
Please wear your mask!

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u/Impressive-Yak-5743 — 3 days ago

Re-read the court chapter after seeing a discussion about it being in 3rd person and this popped in my head. Someone may have already thought of this before me, but if they didn't, laugh.

u/Impressive-Yak-5743 — 26 days ago