u/Independent_Mess_104

Just dropping in to send a gentle reminder to you, and anyone else: Your new passport and reinstated Instagram account aren’t providing the distraction you think they are.

We STILL know you spoke sexually to children when you were 17. We STILL think you’re predatory and this ISNT going away.

See you tomorrow for another gentle reminder 🙂

Particularly, the transition.

For 5+ years, we’ve watched this individual bang on, and on, and on about how desperate they are to transition. We’ve watched them scream, cry, caterwaul from the rooftops that they’re a woman, they were born with a female brain and that is their life long dream, to finally transition.

Now, we’ve also witnessed this individual refer to themselves as a man on multiple occasions, usually when being met by females particularly raising concerns over their behaviour, so we’ll just assume (as we know), that despite professing to be a female, they actually deep down, reaaaally dislike females. Anyway, I digress…

Fast forward to now, they have their hormones, which they’ve suggested they ‘might continue taking, may as well’ - well yeah, I’d think you may as well considering it’s all you’ve moaned about for 5 years.

They seem more interested on getting an F on their passport to gain access to their Instagram account, than they do to actually have that F on legal documentation, which I’d imagine every other trans person would be elated at.

In addition, they’ve made absolutely zero attempt to get what I feel, may be the biggest resolver of a lot of their problems: Their GRC. They have no diagnosis for gender dysmorphia and are making no attempts at all to carry out crucial tests, like bloods and psychiatric.

I’ve said it a hundred times and I’ll say it again.
I don’t believe you. This is an old lie spun years ago, which you’ve never quite managed to wangle your way out of and so, you just have to keep pushing forward with it. It’s the only notable thing most people are interested in as outside of this, you’ve got absolutely nothing going for you.

Just fess up already, I swear people would appreciate the honesty more. You can still wear your heinous clothes, your makeup, your perfume. Just stop with the BS story already.

Okay E, well while you keep ‘slaying’ and insisting that people can’t call you bad names, I will in fact continue, calling you bad names: Perv, pedo, fraud, weirdo, druggy, scruff, tramp, invalid, idiot, egomaniac, narcissist, psychopath, liar, squalid, bleak, desolate, sinister, sketchy, forlorn, abysmal, malicious, spiteful, egomaniac, attention seeking, ‘woe is me’, greedy, entitled, dishonest, icky, ghastly, insidious, noxious and quite frankly, yucky. You’re gross, always have been, always will be.

Do one will you 🤞🏻

eOD stating they have to eat organic, have to eat good food.

You forget we watch you scranning endless greasy takeaways, living off nothing but cheap carbs and I’m yet to see you actually consume a vegetable or piece of fruit.

It’s clearly all to try and make ‘that bank’ you love to talk about but I personally wouldn’t class £20-30 a day as ‘making bank’. It’s falling well short and it’s embarrassing. Guess it helps though when you’re being supplemented by the government because we know you’re still not declaring your earnings and still doing nothing to chip away at that £30k+ tax bill.

Also, as an owner of cats - get outta here. I feed my cats on a variety of food, as every cat owner knows, they chop and change more than I change my underwear (daily eOD, that’s the social norm) but I’d honestly say I never pay more than £7 for a box of 12 sachets, whatever the brand may be. I feed mine a half sachet each, morning and evening alongside biscuits which cost £6 per bag and last around half a month. To feed your cat appropriately, we’re looking maybe £30-40 a month which if you cut out the drugs and matcha orders, you could more than afford.

Don’t blame your cat for having no ££ to eat Elphaba.

I seen a really interesting comment someone made on a snippet of one of E’s lives, suggesting eOD is putting off spaying Mew because they’re nervous to take them to the vets for a number of reasons:

1. They’re not vaccinated
2. They’re not microchipped
3. Their current state (from nothing other than neglect)

It’s got me thinking, as a cat owner myself, perhaps it simply is down to the fact that A) E doesn’t legally own this cat B) They’ll likely be encouraged by the vets to vaccinate and microchip her and C) Could he collared by the vets on their lack of care towards Mew.

I reckon this could be it you know. E is laying low and avoiding the vets like the plague, because they know they’ll be forced into a corner, doing things they don’t want to do, and will likely, be questioned on Mew’s ownership and care.

On their high horse, yet again, suggesting they’ll go to parliament to see their MP and ask that they do more to tax the rich and fund the NHS.

Elphaba, you’ve never paid taxes in your life. And we’re all very well aware, you’re currently sitting on a tax debt exceeding £37k so you’re in no position to be talking about anyone paying taxes when you don’t even bother yourself.

As a worker for the NHS, I agree with you - The NHS is very much on its knees and very much does require more funding and support however, I’ll tell you what also cripples the NHS every single year, by millions of ££’s - People not turning up to their GP and dental appointments, which we know you’re a regular at.

Don’t be talking on matters you not only don’t fully understand but do nothing to help either, you moron.

Elphaba loves to mount their high horse, suggesting people donate to charities, download apps that allow you to feed families, give your ££ to those in need…. Now Elphaba, you can protest about what you may or may not do to help those in need but let me tell you one thing….

You’re currently residing in charity funded accommodation. That room could go to someone less fortunate than yourself, who genuinely needs it.

You’ve contributed not one dime to society, whilst continually scrounging and scrounging, when again, the resources you’ve taken from, could have been put to better use, helping someone in need.

You’ve been funded via benefits, which are paid through tax payers like myself, people who work and correctly pay their taxes and their way. This is again another system you’ve contributed nothing to and have taken from time and time again. There are hard working families out there, struggling to make ends meet every day, whilst still paying their taxes to fund the likes of you.

So dismount that high horse and have a long, hard think before you spout such rubbish. YOU’RE taking from those in need every single day. You’re contributing nothing back to those in need every single day so you’ve absolutely no right to dictate that others should do it.

Seems E has found Christianity, again. Unsure how many of the different religions they’re going to make their way through, although I suspect all will keep their doors firmly closed.

This made me laugh though: E’s interpretation of The Lords Prayer….

“Dear God, who are in heaven, hallowth be thy name, give us our daily bread and forgi… forgive those who trespass against us, deliver us from the evil one….. (long pause)….. Dear god…. I pray that these people have the wrath of…. (another long pause)…. your power and, I hope my guardian angels and my spirit guides are helping me through this time. People are very scary and I just hope this demonic energy can save me. Oh, no, save, no, I hope this demonic energy can…. Ugh, I’m so bad at talking, I hope this good energy can save me, from the demonic energy, sorry, typo…. Erm…. And I hope you can just give me peace and love and just please, please, please give me a sign. Thank you, I now see your sign, 2323 in the UK, so that’s like wow, that did like shock me, people won’t believe that though will they, cos they’re like weird but like that was just then, like that’s crazy, thank you (nose snort) ahem, anyway, please just keep me away from these people, keep me safe from these people, give me love and deliver me from evil and safe from dark energy that people try to put upon me, to make me a dark person, I want to be loved and respected and I, I, I love you God, and I know there’s like, a god out there, I believe there is and you’ve put me on this earth, I don’t fucking know why, but maybe I’ll find out that reason as I grow up. I just hope all the stuff I’ve gone through, has been a lesson to the person I am today…..”

They ramble on some more but you get the gist.

Makes me howl considering a priest stood on the alter reciting this absolute corker.

E is very much heading towards a spiral, what do we predict is coming next?…

View Poll

During the early stages of your transition, were you more grateful with the idea of possessing hormones than you were taking them?

When earning thousands of pounds, were you more interested as ‘trying to pass’ and just buying perfume?

When out on a night out, did you flirt with, then reject, then flirt with again, a man you later called a ‘chaser’ despite the fact you don’t match that description at all, let’s be honest.

Watch your trans queens, it’s a war out there according to E 🫠

If there’s one thing that really, really grinds my gears about Elphaba, it’s the legitimate abuse and neglect of the poor animals they force into their lives.

A cat is a cat Elphaba. Not a human. They don’t understand human conversation, they don’t understand yelling or raised voices and they don’t comprehend enforced discipline.

Like every other sentient being, they need to be tended too, taught and respected.

You shouting at her is not “loving” or “helping her”, it’s confusing, upsetting and completely alien to her.
You say “You’re teaching her boundaries” but no, you’re not. All you’re doing is scaring her, she doesn’t understand. And YOU need to understand that.

You don’t “need to be firm with her”, you don’t need to shout, hiss, any of those things. And as for her eating onions and plastic, why the F are those things lying around your pigsty for her to get a hold off?

Not that I’d ever want to waste sound advice on a rotter like you but listen up:

If you want to teach your cat to let’s say, not eat onions and plastic, not climb your curtains, not break your TV’s or perhaps just get reckless with any of your stuff, here’s what you need to do:

REHOME HER. Unless in the next week, you’re going to move into a home with more than one room, intend to keep said home suitable for an animal (and a human for that matter) to live in, feed her regularly, with quality, decent food, ensure she has access to clean drinking water and is able to use her litter without her needing to cry at you to clean it, has access to fresh, clean air, plenty of enrichment (1 cat tree doesn’t count) and preferably, outdoor access.

If you can’t give her the above, you shouldn’t own an animal. She is only going to get worse. And I dread to think what danger she’ll be in if she does.

I can only imagine a day in the life of being Elphaba to be the most pitiful, mundane and boring time that none of us would ever wish upon our worst enemies.

Every day looks the same…

Wake up, switch on TT or Kick, complain about some new medical issue they’ve developed during the night, call someone transphobic, shout at the cat for being a cat, cry, go on a tirade about being bullied in school when they were a child, brush their hair, continue said tirade about being bullied as a child, try to call their Mum, cry because their Mum doesn’t want to speak to them, eat a family sized cake, cry some more about stalkers and haters, block a rogue mod, cry about their rogue mods, have a meltdown, threaten to SH themselves, do their makeup, do a line, have an alcoholic beverage, cry some more about haters, call someone transphobic again, threaten to call the crisis line, complain the crisis line can’t help them.

And to finish their day, go to sleep at 6am the following morning, to awaken at 12pm and do it all again.

You’re so right Elphaba, I’m DYING to live a life as inspirational and amazing as yours. Wasting away here I am.

Let’s all start off with a solid agreement - Elphaba got her cat(s) for views. Plain and simple.

Elphaba now states they don’t want their cat on camera, making implications like it’s weird, strangers are viewing their cat, yuck, how strange, people want to see my cat. They’re going on as if their cat, is a small child, a youngster.

What a strange place to reason to jump too.

Your cat can’t be on camera E because you’re ashamed to show the tiny room you’re residing in, the room that you knew, was far too small to fit the cat tree. You don’t want to show her because you’re afraid people might call you out for the lack of care you’re offering, she most likely looks unkept, dirty and probably is a little off in herself and you don’t want us to see that. You’re going to let that poor little soul deteriorate until she’s nothing more than an ornament that sits around doing nothing.

That isn’t how cats live E. It’s akin to caging a lion for its life.

Please listen to something we say and surrender her. You can live free knowing your headphone wires aren’t getting eaten and you can go out 24/7 if you like. And most importantly, she’ll have a home she deserves.

A good ‘mother’ E would ensure there baby has the best.

What you offer is little interaction, only when it suits you, you’re visibly in a smaller place which isn’t ideal for the poor cat you’re dragging along. Consider all of this and you’re not fit for to own anything. Surrender your poor cat and continue living your shithole life without Mew, be a good Mam and let her live.

All the while, screaming this from their dank, grimy, filthy bathroom, wearing a stinking bonnet that hasn’t been washed since they bought it, kicking about in a grotesque, stained t-shirt they’ve wore all through this 30 degree + heatwave, whilst not bathing or washing once and topping it all off with those massive ‘fly eye’ sunglasses, indoors.

Lolcow of the century more like.
Put down the booze and drugs Elphaba, you’re looking silly again mate.