u/Individual-Toe4734

I've been doing this for three years. About two months ago, my small drink cooler wandered off for an afternoon and came back empty.

Yesterday: Everything disappeared: the cooler, the little Tupperwares full of ice, everything.

My landlord loaned me another cooler and recommended some stronger words on the new sign.

Seriously! Just take all the drinks! I'll replace them! Delivery drivers, patrons of the business across the street were happy with my tiny resource! Why take the whole cooler?!