The Things We Throw Away
My friend used to cover shifts for the attendant at the local dump. It was a relatively easy day. He went out for eight in the morning, checked loads and maintained trenches.
Most of the time was spent smoking and drinking coffee in the hut by the gate, which was wallpapered with vintage pornography. Sometimes I'd go out and keep him company.
One Saturday, we had more time to poke around than usual and decided to take a walk around the trenches. We found large sections of an old trench had been dug through. That's the only way I can describe it. Most of the bags were open and something had spread the contents all over.
“I was supposed to bury that one this afternoon. I'm going to get the loader and do it now before it blows all over. Wait here.”
“Take your time,” I answered sarcastically.
Bears loved the place, especially this time of year. I looked at the corner of the trench, expecting to see those familiar five-toed footprints. Instead, I found something that looked goose-like, only double the size.
I walked half the length of the trench. Off to one side was a pile of stuff that appeared to be the remains of someone's bedroom. There were clothes, an old jewelry box full of loud costume pieces, some family photos, trashy novels, and an old diary.
Dave waved me over to the loader when he got close. I climbed up and stood on the ladder while he carefully pushed the garbage back down in the middle and then dumped bucket after bucket of sand, earth, and clay on top. The rest of the day was spent treasure hunting and hassling people about where they should unload.
The following Friday, Jeff, the regular dump attendant, failed to come home. Dave didn't get many details, just that his wife had gone out to check on him when he didn't show up for dinner, and he was nowhere to be found. The last log entry in the book was for 2:30 p.m. His truck was still parked by the hut.
Dave was convinced he was still on the property. He wouldn't tell me why. That Saturday was busy and I actually had to help direct traffic. Dave spent most of the day answering questions about Jeff.
The search dogs kept indicating toward a patch of bush about two hundred meters west of the cleared area of the property. Nobody managed to find anything.
That afternoon, we were joined by a couple of locals. We stood inside the hut discussing the day's events as helicopters passed overhead. Norm looked out toward the bush.
“Have they checked the river?”
“No, just the property,” Dave replied. “They're going to walk the riverbank tomorrow morning. So far they haven't found any footprints outside of the clearing.”
“We have to go down there and have a look. James, you stay here and run the loader.”
“Why? It's ten minutes to close,” James asked.
Dave and Norm stared at each other for a moment.
“A diversion,” I added, “but what for, Dave?”
“I don't know, exactly.”
Norm was acting way more serious than I was comfortable with.
“Things have been going missing from the yard. We've all noticed it. The trouble is, it's not stuff wild animals ought to be interested in. My kid's tricycle, the watering can.” Norm paused for a moment. “My wife's underwear. Right off the clothesline. Now this.”
“I'll go get the loader running,” James said as he ducked out of the hut and crossed the yard.
We waited until he got out to the trenches before jumping in Norm's truck. He took the dump road farther west until we came to the bridge and stopped. Dave glanced upstream.
“What do we do if it's actually in the cave, Norm?”
“Double-aught buckshot.”
“Cell service down there?” I asked Dave.
“There should be. The cave is about two clicks north, a hundred meters away from where the dogs went nuts.”
“Let's go already.”
Norm got out of the truck and pulled his Mossberg M1A1 out from under the seat.
“Dave, tell me we're both going home tonight.”
“There's probably nothing there. Besides, pissed off hicks are always a good time.”
“I get the feeling we should call this in now.”
“Wait. It'll be a good story, trust me. If there was something in the cave they would have found it by now.”
We bailed out of the truck and followed Norm, who was moving north along the riverbed, looking like the Terminator in Carhartt. We had to jog to catch up to him.
Dave and I split a smoke as we followed.
“Those panties must have been expensive.” Dave wheezed.
“What was that?” Norm yelled.
We kept going along the riverbank until the geography changed. Bedrock pushed up through the earth and boulders began to appear in the river. We stood and looked at the mouth of the cave from about fifty meters back.
“Let's just watch it for a bit, Norm. I know you're anxious to get your undies back.”
“Watch your mouth, David. I'm giving it five minutes and then whatever pervert is hiding in there's going to get it.”
We watched, but everything was still except for the sound of the river. Finally, we started moving. Dave and I found ourselves scrambling to keep up again.
Norm leaned up against the mouth of the cave.
“Alright!” he yelled, “It's over. You got ten seconds to get out here.”
“Shut the fuck up and listen for a bit,” Dave snapped. “Stay here and make sure nothing sneaks up on us.”
Norm nodded, looking deflated. After a few minutes, I shook my phone light on and started into the mouth of the cave. Dave followed and I shone the flashlight ahead of us. We moved forward slowly.
The inside of the cave was like nothing I’d ever seen before. It was almost completely furnished. Not as a home, but as a display. Near the entrance sat outdoor items. Gardening tools, sandbox toys, and some bicycles. Further in, it had been sectioned off, almost like rooms.
There was a single mattress with old bedding, yellowed pillows, and a broken lamp to our right. On the left was a dining room table with no leaves in it, complete with broken chairs. The walls of the cave were covered in porn.
Dave slowed as we reached the back of the cave. The smell brought tears to my eyes and I coughed, unable to control myself. There was a child's potty on the table, filled with pill bottles. Beside it sat a stack of old radios.
“Steady,” he whispered and nodded to an old recliner. I focused the light on it and saw the top of someone's head. Dave stopped.
“Jeff,” he whispered. Nothing happened. I stepped forward and swept the light along the back of the cave. The set-up resembled a kitchen and a living room, but it was off. There was an old doll in a highchair along with empty jars of baby food.
It was Jeff alright, or what was left of him. He had clearly bled to death from a large, rough looking wound near his throat. His phone was on his lap, along with his wallet and truck keys. His eyes were wide open and it looked like he'd been positioned to face a picture of someone else's family.
I threw up on the floor of the cave and staggered backwards. It was covered in dried mud. Everywhere my light touched, I saw the same elongated, goose-like tracks I'd found at the dump. Hundreds of them crossed the cave floor in every direction.
“He's gone, Dave. Let's get out of here.”
We moved cautiously out the same way we came in. I climbed to the top of the ridge and called for help. All I told them was we found Jeff and gave them the location.
We sat on the riverbank and waited. I lit another cigarette.
“I guess you're a town employee now?”
“Fuck that. I'm good at Home Depot.”