u/Inn0cent76

Britain is 30 loans deep but still somehow funding every nation on the continent to coalition me and financing terrorism in the Rhineland like they’re running a 16th century CIA operation. Spain is permanently on the edge of bankruptcy despite siphoning the GDP of an entire hemisphere and somehow still insists on joining every war before immediately collapsing into debt and separatists. Meanwhile Austria genuinely believes we’re close allies because I’ve spent the last 100 years gaslighting the Habsburgs into thinking the Ottomans are the real threats to European stability while I quietly annex another chunk of the Empire every decade.