"Let's raise the minimum wage. Blind people are people too. A very enjoyable read... It's complex... I'm exhausted! The journey is endless, you know. Global issue... I call it 'Some New Beginnings' because it's plural. God bless you... et cetera."
Ben: "Second goddamn floor, I can't even commit suicide." Kent: "I got a key to the roof. We could do a Butch-Sundance." Ben: "Nah, I'll just wait for cancer."
"...I am pulling this creature from the jizz lagoon right off the New Hampshire congressional ballot and replacing him with his cousin, Ezra. [...] The people of New Hampshire are gonna be so grateful to me, I'm gonna be like a disability check wrapped around a pack of no-filter cigarettes."
Catherine: "We should get going. We're actually doing a herstorical tour of great female Southern writers." Marjorie: "And where they killed themselves."