I got no clue what to do bro anyone got any thoughts? Lmk
When I was in 5th grade I was playin football (soccer) when I tried and let out a lil fart but the pressure was too much and I accidentally shit myself. It was nasty all up in my underwear and that. I had no choice but to go home, so I got on the bus and sat down.
After a while the bus driver started askin me if I was ok and if I was sick or som. I said no Im fine and that. But then when i got to my stop he started talkin bout some "Don't worry, It happens to everyone. Youll be alright". At that point I had no choice, I know he was just genuinely tryna be nice but somethin bout him pissed me off. So I stuck my hand down and took a nice lil handfull of poop and I launched that shit at him. It splattered all over his steerin wheel and shi. Some specks even went on his face. He was too shocked to react so I just ran away. I was too embarassed so I never took that bus again.