My friend asked why I still hold Litecoin.
I said:
Because I'm a patient investor...
He asked:
How patient?
I said:
At this point, it's personal...
He immediately frowned. (He hasn't spoken to me since...) 😂
My family asked what I want for my birthday.
I said:
SHIB
They asked:
Anything else?
I said:
More SHIB...
(They stopped asking...) 🐕🐕🐕
My mom asked why I keep staring at my phone.
I said:
I'm waiting for PEPE to change my life...
She said:
Maybe go outside.
So I opened the chart outside... 🐸
My therapist asked why I keep checking the PEPE chart.
I said:
Just making sure.
He asked:
Making sure of what?
I said:
That I'm still financially irresponsible.
He nodded knowingly while writing something down in his notes.
(I have no idea what he wrote...) 🐸
My therapist asked why I keep checking the PEPE chart.
I said:
Just making sure.
He asked:
Making sure of what?
I said:
That I'm still financially irresponsible.
He nodded knowingly while writing something down in his notes.
(I have no idea what he wrote...) 🐸
Interviewer:
Where do you see yourself in 1 year?
Me:
Still holding PEPE!!!
Interviewer:
That's not a career goal.
Me:
It is now!!!
(He didn't call me back) 🐸🐸
My doctor asked if I exercise regularly.
I said:
Does refreshing the PEPE chart count?
He let out a heavy sigh...
(I don't know why) 🐸🐸
HR asked if I had a gambling problem.
I said:
No, but I have conviction...
They wrote something down (I don't know what yet)...
You check the chart... --> Nothing changed....
You check it again 12 seconds later... --> Just in case....
My bank just called...
They wanted to make sure my account wasn't hacked.
I said:
Nope. I just bought more PEPE!!! 🐸🐸
Symptoms:
Chart addiction, Buying every dip, Randomly saying "LFG" in public.
Diagnosis:
🐸🐸 Terminal Frog!!! 🐸🐸
My boss asked why I keep checking my phone.
I just said:
I'm monitoring a multi-billion dollar ecosystem.
He doesn't need to know it's just PEPE!!! 🐸🐸
Every time I buy 🐸 PEPE 🐸
(he somehow knows...)
he mysteriously stops answering my calls!!!
Some came for the hype - Some left with the fear.
Some never stopped believing - Some never stopped believing.
🐸🐸 Every HODL writes the next chapter!!! 🐸🐸
Some frogs left. Some frogs stayed.
Sometimes the strongest move... is simply not moving.
The loudest days aren't always the most important...
Red flags? We saw them.
Fear? We felt it.
Selling? We heard about it… but we didn't do it.
🐸 HODL the frogs in the pond!!! 🐸
Scientists have discovered that watching the PEPE chart every 10 seconds...
doesn't actually make it pump...
You check the chart...
Nothing changed.
You check it again 12 seconds later...
Just in case.
You check the chart... --> Nothing changed....
You check it again 12 seconds later... --> Just in case....
Step 1- Buy 🐸PEPE🐸
Step 2 - Refresh the chart 847 times a day
Step 3 - Tell everyone : I'm investing!!!