You want compromise? How’s this: 25 years in the Black Lodge, I wanted cherry pie, but I compromised, I drank coffee tar instead. I wanted to fuck Annie, but I compromised, I jerked off in the curtains. See where I’m going?

You want compromise? How’s this: 25 years in the Black Lodge, I wanted cherry pie, but I compromised, I drank coffee tar instead. I wanted to fuck Annie, but I compromised, I jerked off in the curtains. See where I’m going?

u/Isopod635 — 21 hours ago