u/ItWasMe-Patrick

This is impossible to win with actual statistics. Do strikeouts or something instead because at least pitchers always show up. Can’t keep getting away with this

I was hoping to wake up to some bread

I love hitting these live while watching the game it’s such an awesome feeling 🔥 also really good odds. Baseballsavant clutch as always

Draftkings PLEASE do something about this, it happens way too often

Yea i just can’t sit back and let this happen. Why are we putting IR Patients on the drawing boards eh? And then i got him again today. I think the algorithm should be able to remove injured players or at least void them if possible because i was so close to 7 until Shea shafted me by wearing street clothes.

I think a lot of us here have gotten cooked because a player ended up not playing. I just wanna know what draftkings plans on doing about it

Been trying for a week now

And then he proceeds to throw a 94mph fastball smh 🤦‍♂️

Idek what to do with all these bonus bets man and i would’ve had more if I didn’t forget two games. Hopefully MLB can convert them into some liquid dough.

Anyways how many do yall have so far

And what exactly happened to Devin Vaseline out there.? I saw a few rebounds he could have grabbed. Oh well, maybe next time

Another doodoo butt performance led to a blowout so now my parlay is cooked. Pistons should be facing the Knicks

They look lost.

Those Dean Wade odds got me right 🙏 i keep telling y’all to straight bet instead of parlaying all day every day.

Anyway i pray the turnovers are very low for Cade and the team and the team shoots efficiently. Series aint done yet! (Unless the refs fuck us)

Edit: I can’t believe i have to explain this to people in 2026

Hey Siri, what is a joke?

“A joke is a display of humor intended to provoke laughter or amusement. It is typically a brief narrative or remark that ends with a punchline—a sudden shift in perspective or an unexpected twist that reveals the humorous element.”

I just said in another post Cade is one of my top 5 favorite players.