# 1

Have you ever looked up to the sky at night
And been like woah those things are really bright
Well it’s called a star
And they’re really far
They’re made of hot gasses
Like the stuff that comes out of asses

# 2

Have u ever looked up at the sky at nite
And been like woah what are those things they’re so bright
Well they’re called stars I guess
Not an astronomer I confess
But I do know English pretty well
And this much I can tell
The shiny things in the sky are stars for sure
Sometimes it looks like they blur
Twinkle twinkle little star
Up above the world so far
Don’t remember the rest
But this poem is the fucking best

# 3

Stars are so far away
Too far away in my opinion
Are they really made of gas?
Really not sure about that
Rainbows are pretty too
You’ve probably seen them

# 4

Have you ever looked up to the sky and thought
“Man that’s crazy there are like a million stars”
Well there are actually more
Read a book dumbass

Have you ever looked up at the sky at night

And been like woah what are those things

They’re so bright and shit

Kind of like you

You’re a star to me

You came from the heavens

And that’s pretty cool I think

The night is so pretty

Just think about how pretty it can be

With all those fuckin stars and shit

Look up at the goddamn sky you fucking asshole

Seriously it’s beautiful

I mean I’m not asking a lot here

Just look at the mother fucking sky

You know what? Fuck you

Fuck

You