Jake steps out of the hospital, his advanced healing factor allowing him to get better in a matter of days

Jake steps out of the hospital, his advanced healing factor allowing him to get better in a matter of days

*His suit, however, was completely in shreds, which pained him deeply, it was made by someone he saw as a good friend, and now it was almost unsalvageable*

*But he would have to worry about that later, right now he had to check the crime rate around the area and then swing by Guardian HQ, let everyone know he was alive and ok, he swiped a hospital gown on his way out, he ties it around his face before ripping out two eye pieces, making a makeshift mask to hide his identity before swinging away*

u/Jared65925 — 20 hours ago

So i have a problem, idk if Eggsolute is allowed here but i figured id try

So my character Jarred...he died...like a bitch...ok technically he lost a fight but that's the same thing and...let me restart

Jarred lost a fight and when he loses a fight it will start a chain reaction that leads to no one taking him seriously...although no one did before hand either, but he becomes basically unusable when he loses

I don't know what to do because every fight he had been in he was surviving by bullshit means, its not fun playing a character that has to use the power of bs writing to survive

I want people to know this is not me ranting or calling anyone out, I'm not, I'm not mad I'm disappointed that I made a character that couldn't even hold his own in a fight

So what do I do, just give up on Jarred and admit that I cant actually write characters who can fight

Or do i retcon the old Jarred and make a newer stronger Jarred, cause i dont wanna get in trouble for being too OP, but If Jarred can be defeated easily then there is no point in having him

Any help will be appreciated, thank you and bye bye

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u/Jared65925 — 3 days ago

Twilight Is seen baking in the kitchen

"And some vanilla extract here, a dash of cinnamon there and...uh..."

*She squints here eyes as she reads the recipe, which is stamped with a symbol of three balloons*

"A boatload of sugar...what even IS a boatload?!"

*She looks at the sugar jar and decides to do what her friend who wrote the recipe would do and dumps the entire jar in* "egewwwww" *She winces from just how much sugar is dumped into the mixture, before pouring it into a cupcake tray*

"Ok, now to put these in the oven and wait"

*She opens the door to the oven and gently uses her magic to place a tray of cupcakes inside before closing the door and putting it on 375 degrees*

*She stands around waiting, thinking to herself about the wacky zany characters that are here*

"Maybe someone will come by while I wait" *She says aloud to herself*

u/Jared65925 — 5 days ago

A woman appears, her black dress and red eyes fitting in well to the ruined world

"Oh what a lovely place, all of the destruction and misery....wouldn't you agree sister?"

*A girl stands next to her, dressed in black with a black cape her hair and eyes also red* "Y-Yeah..." *She says in a somber tone, looking downcast*

u/Jared65925 — 9 days ago

YIL why we put ((This is an RP reddit)) in our comments

I was trying to rp in a post and the words I used got flagged by Reddits automation...so I got suspended for a day, BUT IM BACK, I appealed and they restored me :D

So yeah from now on a lot of my comments may have ((This is just an RP Reddit)) to prevent this from repeating, that is all, have a good day

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u/Jared65925 — 12 days ago

I updated Yellow Spider-Man

This is more accurate to his suit lore anyway lol!

If there are questions REGARDING HIS SUIT let me know :)

u/Jared65925 — 16 days ago

Yellow Spider-Man arrives in the space amusement park

"Wow, this place is out of this world!" *He laughs at his own quip* "Alright focus Spidey, no space thing has ever been good; Thanos, Brainiac, Darkseid! This is probably the same story, so I gotta investigate"

*He goes to an area that no one can see and someone else walks out, a man dressed in a blue sweater and grey sweatpants with black shoes (Pictured in number two) Yellow Spider-Man is completely gone*

u/Jared65925 — 16 days ago

Jarred's men are seen in the outskirts trying to capture a monster, but begin struggling until Jarred shows up and slashes the monster in half with with axes

"Can't you idiots do ANYTHING right!" *He berates them, enticing fear into the men*

*He then sighs* "Go look for another creature to capture, and DON'T fuck it up this time!"

*With that the men leave, and Jared watches the outskirts, his cold eyes unyielding to any other emotion*

u/Jared65925 — 17 days ago

A Spider-Man dressed in yellow is seen swinging through Station Square

"Well I somehow ended up in another dimension, great...well I should find a way home...or I could stay and help people...Miles and Benny have things covered back home. So I can take my time trying to get back"

u/Jared65925 — 17 days ago

I have a question

Due to everything that happened here I went MIA until things calmed down, that was....20 days(?) ago, would i still have claim over the character i have, or did i lose it? What IS the rule with claims, i know its a month to do an intro, but this is different, pls help

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u/Jared65925 — 20 days ago

CAN THIS SUBREDDIT NOT GO THROUGH A DRAMA EVERYTIME I LOOK AWAY

WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME I GO SOMEWHERE ELSE I COME BACK TO A FIRE OF CONTROVERSIAL DRAMA!!! GAH!! HUMBUG!!!

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u/Jared65925 — 23 days ago

Alright...Idk!

I have no idea what to do with Absolute Jarred, He doesn't care about anyone but himself and his collesium, so give me some ideas for him PLEASE!!

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u/Jared65925 — 30 days ago

More Jared Facts!!!

  1. Jared's universe was destroyed when its year was 2013, meaning some memes or jokes from after that year could be lost on him

  2. He began working as a mercenary when his biological age was 12, after stealing an important gem for a guy

  3. Jared never finished elementary school, but he has 9th grade education due to his experiences in the multiverse

UNTIL NEXT TIME!!! PEACE!!!

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u/Jared65925 — 1 month ago

While Jared's gone I figured I give yall some fun facts real quick (I'll be doing 3 facts every now and then until his return)

1: He is biologically 18, but he doesn't know that due to all the dimension hopping

2: He was a big fan of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, but he only ever watched the first three seasons

3: His favorite color is magenta

Until next time! Bye!!

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u/Jared65925 — 1 month ago

Jarred is sitting on a throne in his crowd stand in his coliseum, watching prisoners fight for their lives against captured monsters

*He laughs, the sound a boom, as the prisoner is slain by the monster*

u/Jared65925 — 1 month ago

[Any Literacy] Three people look on at a base, Jared had tracked the evil Inkling to a small fortress on the other side of the city

Mercenary Redefined Episode 2 (2): New Purpose Part 2

*Jared looks over to Anna, Lucas and Ike, then back at the fortress, its empty on the front, but the four know its probably swarmed with goons, so they need to devise a plan before running in blindly*

Jared: "Alright, what do you guys got?"

u/Jared65925 — 1 month ago

[Any Literacy] Jared enters his motel room, anger and defeat written in his movements

Jared: "Previously on Mercenary Redefined" ((Also Yes I do have permission to repeat what Anna had said and did))

{*outside the sky turns  red and cracks with lightning*}

{*Just then the front door busts open, Jared's dad, a tall man wearing a military outfit, runs in*}

{"We gotta go come on!!!"}

{*The family quickly runs out the door, to a green jeep that hums with urgency*}

{*His mom acts quickly and hops into the driver seat, hitting the gas and runs the man over, she looks behind her, wondering if she killed the man or not, her breathing is hightened and tears stream down her face, causing her to lose control of the vehicle and run the car straight into a tree*}

{“MOM!! ASH!!!” *Jared screams*}

{*A VWROUP and he falls backward through something, his vision turns blue*}

{*Jared wakes up with a start*}

{*Anna walks up to him* "Hey Jared. Everything okay?"}

{"Yeah...Had another nightmare..."}

{*A kid, 12 year old mobian bat, runs up to them*}

{"Three men came in and took my parents"}

{Anna: Emblem, Engage!}

(The ring glows with a bright light, and in the next instant, Ike is no longer there. Instead, there's now Anna, who's hovering just a couple inches off the ground, has all-white clothing with glowing accents to replace her usual combat uniform, has a sizable golden loop decoration with two glowing blue axes and a glowing blue sword on it like a coat of arms behind her, and has had her normal red hair changed to the blue of Ike's own hair. She then draws the same sword Ike was just wielding and rushes in, putting all attention on her}

{*Jared enters the building while Anna distracts outside*}

{*He sees two adult mobian bats tied to chairs*}

{Female bat: "Watch out!!"}

{*Jared is suddenly slapped to the side by a large hulking man*}

{"SLASHING MORE THAN PRICES!"}

{*She grabs her axe and brings it down hard on the behemoth. It's a Critical Hit!*}

{Anna gets back in with another Critical Hit to the head}

{*Jared fires a round into its head, the combination of attacks finally puts it down, it slams against the wall before sliding to the ground lifeless*}

{*Jared quickly raises his pistol and points it at the evil Inkling, who is now holding the male bat mobian hostage with a knife to the mobians throat*}

{Anna draws her bow, but aims wide. In the same instant the arrow flies, Ike teleports over to the "target" of Anna's combat}

{*The Inkling smirks and takes a step towards the window* "I'll see you"}

{*Jared shouts* "NO!!!" *and fires three rounds*}

{*One round strikes the inklings shoulder as he jumps from the window to a comfy cushioned car below which quickly speeds off as they watch*}

*Jared slams the door open to his motel room, anger fueling his actions but there's something else, something more...defeated*

*He growls and curses loudly and he unloads and slams his gun down on the wardrobe*

*He then backs up, his eyes down casted as he sits on the bed, hopelessness filling the air of the room*

u/Jared65925 — 1 month ago

Twilight is reading a book in the library

*She seems lost in the book, is would be such a shame if someone snuck up on her...*

((Hey um...just OOC real quick...please don't tell me you're open to NSFW, I wont name names but yeah...I am purely SFW, Thanks))

u/Jared65925 — 1 month ago

How it feels watching the subreddit from the outside go fucking ballistic over one graphic character death

I think I'm glad Jared's not here now lol!!!

Why do so many people care about Shard anyway? he must've been loved for people to want another war arc due to him

u/Jared65925 — 1 month ago