Okay Men!
Okay men! Public health notice! The pain we originally thought was from my kidney stone turned out to actually be from testicular torsion. I came very close to losing a nut. If you have an incredible amount of pain and nausea that is relieved by lifting/supporting your sack, GO TO THE ER! Don't become a one nut chump. This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the bourbon removing any embarrassment.