Unpaid babysitting for top billers is wild
Drinking a beer right now trying to mentally prepare for tomorrow morning.
My VP pulled me aside on Friday. Because I'm top 3 in the office, he wants our new guy to shadow me for the next month. Translation: I get to do my grueling 60-hour week, but now with a puppy following me around asking me to explain everything I do.
Here’s the problem: You can't teach the art of this job to a kid who is obsessed with corporate rules. This kid is a Salesforce robot. He sends these stiff, 5-paragraph corporate emails that my clients will instantly delete. I tried to explain to him that my biggest whales don't want an official email. He looked at me like I was speaking alien.
Bro, I don't give a fk about the points, I care about the commission check!
How do you guys handle this forced mentorship BS without letting your own numbers drop?