Intrepid cook's collar green by improvisation
I couldn't resist the price and beauty of those big bunches of collard green at Walmart: $2.47 a bunch bigger than my upper body (I'm pint sized). It took about 30 minutes to tear the leaves off the stems, wash and chop them.
I never cooked collard green, but I had it in the restaurants and it seems to be boiled with bacon. So I sauteed aromatics and the leaves first, then added water and a little ball of year-old sausage meat from the freezer (to substitute for bacon). Salt to taste.
It turns out great. My husband liked it so much that he wanted it regularly. Yes. It's a bit work, but I got at least 6 servings. I can freeze some.
I am not a gourmet cook and my dishes will never win a cooking contest due to the lack of intense flavor. However, I have no fear in the kitchen. I totally agree with my dad when he said, all food tastes good - especially if you are on a deserted island (like those survivor shows on TV). Luckily, my husband of over 30 years shares my philosophy.