So... Here's what happened.
I accepted an order to pick up a case of beer from dollar general. I get to the address, and they tell me they had forgot to change their address when they moved. Now, I'm a nice guy, I understand mistakes, and I offered to go ahead and bring it the additional 9 miles across town. I arrived and noticed a police car in the driveway. I thought to myself, well, at least we know I'm not gonna get scammed.. she accepts thecass of beer, asks me for my cash app info so she could send an extra tip for the extra drive. I didn't think anything of it at the time. I completed the order and went about my way.
Well... The extra tip never came... And, what did come is a negative rating. Evidently she claimed that she was "unsatisfied" with the beer, and got a refund.
As it turns out, it wasn't just a cop, but A SERGEANT!
I should also mention, they did not list a reason for why the "quality" was bad. They just... Knew how to scam DoorDash, and did it. A police sergeant, of all people..