Man, I don't understand these online players! What happened here?
Dude, I can't tell if it's me who doesn't know how to play, or if the other guys are way too advanced, OR THIS IS SOME KIND OF SCRIPT that seems to predict everything I'm going to do!
Like, man, I didn't even have a chance to defend myself properly there, I try to use the counter, but it's hard to get the timing right, I try to dodge, I try to attack...
Seriously, someone please explain to me what happened here.