u/Johnny_Wenis

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Caffeine making me gay??????

Hello all please help 🥺. I (21 STRAIGHT m) always liked to go to the campus coffee shop my gym bro friend works at and get a coffee while he tells me about his day. But lately the addiction has been taking me weird places. I’m not gay even though a lot of people say I look gay (I have never been with a man and don’t want to), but lately on my walks home all I can think about is performing fellatio on a muscular man. I really hate this as I am not gay (not even bi). I told him I couldn’t make it yesterday because I was swamped with homework but I felt weird and irritable all day afterwards. The addiction is really getting to me my head feels like its full of mud and the world has less color. Caffeine is evil and it’s making me gay. Please does anybody have advice to help me quit? PLease?

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u/Johnny_Wenis — 5 days ago