u/Jookypoo

Look kid, I’m from the old school. You wanna talk Pokémon, it better be Gen 1 or 2. You wanna talk later Gens, find a 7 year old. Until then, keep your Buizels in your pockets.

u/Jookypoo — 15 days ago

The other day I was thinkin’ about our upvote problem. What if we make Friday “Fetish Fridays”. Ya know, let us degenerate guys run wild with new trends, somethin’ like that.

u/Jookypoo — 21 days ago

He’s got tremendous girth for his size. But so what? He fuckin’ dies, I can’t even wear his condoms.

u/Jookypoo — 27 days ago

Me after scrolling on LinkedIn for 15 minutes pretending that will magically get me a job eventually.

u/Jookypoo — 28 days ago

I found out that our mod team, the LIARS, haven’t been modding at all. They use the mod chat to organize how to get maximum karma instead.

u/Jookypoo — 29 days ago

Me trying to think of a shitpost encouraging us to meta post less, but then realizing that this would itself be a meta post.

u/Jookypoo — 29 days ago

I’ve gotta tell ya something. And I want you should hear it from me, not from some asshole in this sub. I watch RuPaul‘s Drag Race with my wife. And sometimes I find the queens attractive.

u/Jookypoo — 1 month ago

How about the fact that sometimes I flush while I’m still peeing to see if I can perfectly time the end of my piss-stream with the end of the flush.

u/Jookypoo — 1 month ago