I legitimately HATE scag with every fiber of my being
*RAGE INDUCED RANTING AHEAD*
I am actually fuming right now, and i gotta let the world know. I despise scag so much, it sickens me. She has been getting so much content for literally no reason. First of all, she technically has TWO floors. Most npc's get their own exclusive floor, but scag gets floppy shoppy AND can take over stat's floor because she's a GLUTTONOUS PARASITE. She also gets more merch than any other character?? She gets a hoodie AND a plushie??? STAY IN YOUR LANE, MACHINE. And now she's getting a whole desktop pet on steam?? WHY?? WHAT DID SHE DO TO DESERVE ALL OF THIS? Just last year she was on the same level as most other npc's, and now the devs are GLAZING her like she's the face of regretevator like folly or party noob.
But what's REALLY making me mad, is how prototype is affected by her. He's practically treated like an accessory to her than his own character, quite literally too. Why does scag get a plushie, but prototype is just a KEYCHAIN?? They had a running theme of releasing two plushies at a time, first folly and split, then infected and lampert, and then wallter and mannequin mark. So you'd expect scag and prototype to both be plushies right?? NO, APPARENTLY NOT. WHY???? I CAN'T STAND HER.