Because I feel like a lot of leftists subscribe to the most safe wholesome types of humor imaginable while also laughing at people they despise being punished.
I have a magical kitsune millionaire OC who was orphaned and then raised by a tanuki family from a very young age, which influenced her into establishing her own corporation. But here’s the problem: I’m still struggling with what kind of company it would be. A part of me wants to make it a company that creates and sells magic/cursed items to the public, but what do you think?
Will Trump be able to get away with this shit?! Because I hope and pray that he doesn’t!
The schools will hopefully succeed at teaching them not just leftist politics and how to read, but also empathy and critical thinking.
Hopefully, these schools will make them stop voting for people like Trump ever again
I’m really fucking scared about this! Trump is trying his fucking hardest to screw us even more!
I’m really scared about this actually becoming reality.
Is your average MAGA member too stupid for preschool-tier math? Because to me, it seems like they're really that stupid. I mean, them worshipping Trump dispite him being a dementia-riddled, warmongering pedophile is genuine proof that they're all a thousand times more smooth-brained than fucking koalas!
I mean, seriously! If you were to ask any of those freaks what 2+2 is, I bet you a million bucks they would be like: "Duhuhuhuuhuh! Dis maf iz two woke 4our me lmao!"
She can hop around while in this form and also make arms/tendrils made of her own purple smoke seep out from under her lid, which she can use to pick up things.
Credit for art goes to Redflare500: https://x.com/Redflare500/status/1408838317031006213
Because I’ve had it with everyone ALWAYS staying extremely laser-focused on bad but very minuscule things Mr. Krabs did in the early seasons and using them to claim that he's nothing more than an evil, ruthless, money grubbing capitalist pig, even though he's actually way more than the sum of his parts.
In my opinion, Mr. Eugene H. Krabs is NOT the evil capitalist stereotype everyone and their grandma loves to paint him as, but RATHER a stingy but well meaning entrepreneur and father figure who actually loves his employees, Pearl and Mrs. Puff; at least in the early seasons of the show. Because I do admit that the later seasons really did him dirty and flanderized him into a malevolent businessman who doesn't give two shits about the people around him.
Here's some solid and genuine proof that Eugene isn't the ruthless monster those people think he is, I hope y'all enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOj0xZY47Hg
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But OP, Krabs sold SpongeBob’s soul for 62 CENTS and charged his employees for simply EXISTING!! Those examples alone prove that you’re dead wrong and he’s always been nothing but a monstrous, money-grubbing lowlife who only cares about money and deserves to be steamed and served with melted butter and tartar sauce!”
Well, here’s the thing, strawman who I just made up, those two jokes you listed are just that: very small and insignificant jokes that the audience isn’t supposed to dwell on too much, especially the latter; and yet people like you LOVE to over analyze that shit!