Moriko and The Kamaboko Squad
Tanjiro had heard of the Nature Hashira long before he ever met her.
Moriko Akiyama.
A Hashira since seventeen, an experienced doctor, close to both Shinobu and Kanao, and someone who had apparently known Giyu Tomioka since Final Selection.
Naturally, Tanjiro expected someone calm and dignified.
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Instead, he heard a crow enthusiastically yelling from the Butterfly Mansion.
“MORIKO! MORIKO! MESSAGE!”
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A woman rounded the corner with a Kasugai crow perched happily on her shoulder.
“I hear you, Tsubaki.”
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Tsubaki cawed directly beside her ear.
Moriko didn’t even flinch.
“Yes, sweetheart. Very important. I understand.”
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Tanjiro blinked.
Zenitsu whispered,
“She talks to her crow like it’s her baby.”
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Kanao, completely unsurprised:
“That’s Tsubaki.”
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Tsubaki immediately rubbed her head against Moriko’s hair.
Moriko scratched beneath her feathers.
“See? She agrees.”
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Then Moriko noticed Kanao.
Her entire face brightened.
“Kanao!”
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Kanao immediately softened.
“Moriko.”
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Moriko hugged her like she’d done it a thousand times.
Inosuke pointed.
“YOU KNOW THE FLOWER WOMAN?!”
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Kanao calmly corrected him.
“She’s the Nature Hashira.”
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“FOREST WOMAN!”
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Moriko stared at him.
Then at Kanao.
“Is he always like this?”
“Yes.”
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“HEY!”
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Moriko sighed.
“Forest Woman works.”
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Tanjiro introduced himself politely.
“Kamado Tanjiro! It’s an honor to meet you.”
“I know. Shinobu complains about you.”
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Tanjiro went pale.
Moriko grinned.
“I’m joking.”
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Then she noticed Nezuko staring at her red flower earrings.
Moriko immediately crouched.
“You like them?”
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Nezuko nodded excitedly and gently touched one.
Moriko smiled.
“Pretty, aren’t they?”
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Tsubaki cawed.
“Yes, yours are pretty too.”
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Tanjiro decided immediately that he liked her.
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Unfortunately, so did Zenitsu.
“AKIYAMA-SAMA! ARE YOU SINGLE?!”
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Moriko recoiled.
“Good Lord.”
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“ARE YOU?!”
“Yes.”
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Zenitsu practically sparkled.
Moriko continued:
“But you’re making Shinobu’s poison collection considerably more understandable.”
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Kanao quietly laughed.
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Meanwhile, Inosuke circled Moriko.
“You don’t look strong.”
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Moriko looked him over.
“You look portable.”
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“I AM NOT PORTABLE!”
“Travel-sized.”
“FIGHT ME!”
“You have three cracked ribs.”
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Inosuke froze.
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Moriko pointed toward the mansion.
“Bed.”
“NO!”
“Lord Inosuke has three cracked ribs.”
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Zenitsu started laughing.
Moriko looked at him.
“Left ankle.”
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Zenitsu immediately stopped.
“…What?”
“You’re limping.”
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He vanished inside.
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Tanjiro stared.
“How did you know?”
“Doctor.”
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Then Moriko looked at him.
“You’re the one Giyu defended.”
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Tanjiro brightened.
“You know Tomioka-san?”
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“Since we were thirteen.”
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Kanao glanced at Moriko.
“He gave you those earrings.”
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Moriko stiffened.
“Kanao.”
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“You keep his letters too.”
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“Kanao.”
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Tanjiro could practically smell the embarrassment.
He wisely said nothing.
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Tsubaki, however, cawed loudly.
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Moriko slowly looked at her.
“Don’t you start.”
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Tsubaki happily nuzzled her cheek.
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Kanao’s lips twitched.
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A crash suddenly came from inside.
“I AM THE KING OF RECOVERY!”
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Moriko sighed.
“Inosuke.”
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She disappeared into the mansion.
Seconds later:
“PUT ME DOWN!”
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Moriko walked past carrying Inosuke under one arm while Tsubaki remained perfectly balanced on her shoulder.
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Nezuko clapped.
Tanjiro stared.
Kanao didn’t react at all.
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She’d known Moriko and Tsubaki for years.
This was exactly what she expected.