

The 800 club
800 days. I don't think I've done 800 of anything else.
My Norwegian Blue Mazda
I bought a blue car a few years ago and it struck me as being rather Norwegian.
I got a personalised plate to assert my Pythonaholic status.
A bloke wearing a T shirt with "Romanes Eunt Domus" on it came to say hello to me in a shopping centre carpark a few weeks ago, we now say hi each time we see each other.
Even tho they've not done all that much for us, the Romans found me a mate.
I was going to put the parrot decal vertically on the window, but realised that a dead parrot would be ... resting.
Any guess as to what this is?
A friend just texted me to see if I could guess what he'd just made.
He started to make scrambled eggs with some leftover bacon and some grated cheese.. all ok, right ?
>!He then realised he was out of milk, so instead of just leaving as is or adding a little water, he added the only thing in his fridge with milk in it... premixed iced coffee!<
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LOL ... as I was typing this he's just texted to say that his house smells funny.
Here I am, brain the size of a planet ...
I received this image from a friend in the UK just after I'd mentioned Douglas' passing to him.