u/KindConsequence9535

Treat the LCU like a job not a hookup line. Stop shitting where you eat and stop letting weirdos into your home without getting to know them first. If you can’t help it and in need of attention in the discord instead of in real life then please be smart about it. It’s a long process when it comes to online dating and if they are not onboard with it, then that’s where you cut them off.

If you have been talking in the discord for a long time and decided to meet up, hotels exist. Have them get a hotel near your city. Keep having dates and to actually get to know each other better as time goes by. The more times they travel back and forth to meet you, then better it is. That’s a safer way to know relationship is there and you can trust them enough to invite to your home.

Let’s be smarter than Chillary, Fupa, James holder and Hatred. These people have the survival instinct of a green shelled Koopa. Always be self aware, always follow your intuition and self preservation. Don’t be a Hatred.

Stay safe out there and make better decisions.

Boogie on live talking about Yomama only says “that’s crazy” and “I’m in the upside down” clearly never watches Pit. Yomama outperforms boogie in every single way. Boogie is jealous he ain’t half the man nor half the talent. This blob is washed and all boogie does is cry and scream and tries to commentate. Another talent of boogie is pure hypocrisy and lies which Yomama calls out. Boogie does nothing but be a massive hypocrite just like Keemstar.

Keemstar’s hypocrisy on jester when he scalds and fires Yomama for killing the cows yet Keem is basically killing Iceman just like he killed many other hosts. Keemstar killed much more hosts than Yomama. Keem wants Iceman to work for free is modern day slavery and that’s fcked up especially when he’s been in the LCU for months and a greedy rich fragile ego of a man liek Keemstar keeps getting richer and others suffer. No wonder why host are afraid of saying no to Keemstar, iceman politely decline live intern according to Keem and Keem criticize and scalds him for not wanting to work for free. Look at the state of live. Imagine working for free and dealing with a manipulative narcissist baby like boogie? And manchild copper? I feel bad for phantom for dealing with this crap for free. Iceman did nothing wrong. Also Keem talks about it’s not about the money it’s about the entertainment focus and yet all they do is e-beg and do fake storylines to trick you into donating

Boogie saying how Yomama is a “reaction” host when clearly he does more than just “reacting”. Also, Xylie does the exact same thing but of course boogie doesn’t talk about her doing it. The difference between Xylie and Yomama is Yomama adds a lot more to his “reaction” shows compare to Xylie.

Yomama proves why hes the best host in the LCU because even Keemstars solo is not better than Yomamas lmao. This is why Yomama always brags about being better than Keemstar because Yomama is actually right. Keem may have more stats and clout but Yomama is the better talent. Thats why Keem had to let Yomama go because he was stealing Keem’s spotlight.

You will never have another Yomama, Keem. You fcked up big time and it’s really showing it. Your universe is cooked! This is a quote from a wrestler and someone from the comments said which I’m going to say it

“Fragile ego fragile body weak mind weak spirit”

Since I stopped watching the LCU since Keem wanted to make a fourth terrible decision to fire the best host he’s ever had (yomama) I need to get this off my chest, one last time. For those who don’t know the three other terrible decisions were firing Becky, Tommy C before and canceling madhouse.

Anyways, It’s been over a year and I still do not understand the appeal of Glammy Lamby and Wonder Woman and their purpose being apart of the LCU. These two act like they are “good girls” when in reality, they have done some shady stuff in the LCU. I just can’t stand that they can’t just be themselves. We have seen this fake good girl facade of boring middle aged women acting like immature children (especially glamy with her cringy toddler voice and laugh) for far too long.

They refuse to actually put in the work and content to be entertaining and refuse to show their true personalities. Take the damn mask off and be who you really are and say how you really feel. They try to play dumb when we know what they are doing. Only when they are drunk they want to show a sneak peak of how they really are behind the screens but never want to show it on their show to make money. Glammy when she’s trying to be the “voice of reason” to Wonder Woman and has that deep middle aged Karen voice is what Glammy lamby REALLY sounds like. Glammy’s mask has slipped many times when she’s either drunk or seriously pissed off. She showed it at fat camp when she was overtaking Abby many times on lolcow fire.

This network was suppose to be built on cows, drama, redemption and exposing the real you, not a damn hug box. Have ya met Keemstar? Also after all Keemstar has put glamy through and even making glamy Becky 2.0 at fat camp 2, why does this woman still support this man??? Glamy clearly has a thing for Keem is so obvious. Glammy can keep lying but we know it’s the truth. No woman gets treated this badly and still respects him. Becky got the same treatment from Keem but she had a thing for Keem. Glammy, we know what you’re doing.

Honestly this is just ridiculous because you’re telling me getting rid of Yomama was the best business move but still have Glamy/Wonder Woman two talentless fake content creators??? Keem is seriously washed asf and dooming this entire network it’s absolutely insane.

Justice for Yomama ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

Been a great ride ya, peace!

People love to shit on him recently but they don’t realize that this is what feeds him and drives him to do better. I’ve been of fan of his since day 1 on test even before that when he made appearances. He was at one point one of the most hated host in the LCU until they actually watch his content and realize he is the real deal. He was shitted on by everyone back then and still rose to the top. Here’s why he’s the best host and it isn’t even close:

- Provides content almost every single day
- Has an amazing docket team
-Does the best “Ai slop” out of all the hosts
- Was part of management
-Does this for a hobby and gets paid
- Was a casting director
- Has a real IRL job
-Stands up to his own boss whereas many other hosts are afraid to do
- Has other IRL responsibilities such as a wife and kids
- Has been in the LCU for a year and still strong
-Helping out other shows and hosts
- Scavenger hunting for other Lolcows on the internet
- He was so hated fans and hosts to the point they wanted him fired many times from his trolling and rage baiting
-Is very entertaining, even on his downtime

You don’t realize that this man has a lot going on IRL and yet he still provides content. Yeah that’s no excuse but when you compare it to these other “hosts” that are unemployed, no kids and has all the time in the world, it’s apparent why ya should give him some slack. SOME of these other hosts can’t even provide content, only useless goals that are scams. Also, I don’t know why people think his content has fallen off but even if it did, I understand he can get burnout and has an excuse to be burnout. Put some respect to his name. Call me a glazer I don’t care but this man actually doesn’t scam and cares about the fans, even if they turn on him.

I’m sorry but I just need to share my opinion on this that’s been on my mind. Keem mentioned on live last weekend that he wanted Knightmare back. It was even mention on Billythefridge’s stream that Keem even tried to get on a call with Rastov.

My question is why does Keem want Knightmare and Rastov back so badly? Keem constantly belittle Knightmare and tell him how bad of a host he was over and over again. I am a fan of Rastov and Keem has praised Rastov, however, Keem constantly had fights with him over and over again. After all this, why does Keem want them back? To do that again? When does it stop? Remember when he mentioned that Becky might have gone crazy from being in this network? Just leave those two guys alone dawg.

If knightmare and Rastov both decided they wanted to go back like scooter was trying to do then fine but those two have shown no interest at all. Keem wanting them back is just weird to me. If working with you is an “absolute privilege” then why are you trying to get back two former hosts that didn’t have much of a following before the LCU? This may be a drama network but if someone can’t take this amount of pressure this network brings and quits on their own accord whether it’s on good terms or not then leave them be and move on.

Do ya know when? I heard he got suspended because he let savage into the members only chat when he was drunk, right? First of all why would Savage even do something like that? Savage really just took advantage of drunk Yomama and fucked him over??? Why would she do that? I thought Yomama and her were really cool? That’s something you don’t do to someone you are tight with, nah. Man, I like Savage but that was a very stupid thing she did. Because of her, we are not getting Pit for god knows how long. Hopefully Yomama comes back Monday or Wednesday because I know he’s off on Tuesdays.

Also, Keem needs to chill out. It ain’t that deep bro. It’s just a shame that I really really thought Keem would’ve turn over a new leaf and drop this Voldemort shit considering all the changing he’s supposedly doing in the LCU but I guess not. The whole conversation Yomama and Keem had was really good but man no matter what, Keem is still the same cow Yomama warned us about lmao

My apologies if my last post went kinda too far because it was removed. I just want Tommy C back. I won’t stop preaching my opinion on Tommy C. People in the network have done way worse and given multiple chances. Tommy is a big name in the LCU and losing him is a big loss. Pesci and batgorl are good together but it is not the same without Tommy. I want Tommy and coppercab feud or Billy and Tommy going at it again. I want to old magic back.

I hope Keem just let go of the turbo thing and just bring the man back, it’s just not right. He made cafe what it is and it’s just mind boggling he is gone like that.

Keem, bring back Tommy C, what are you doing? Don’t do the same mistake you did with Becky and madhouse. You brag about how you don’t want to fire anyone or someone as big as Tommy C because of the whole Becky situation. You are going against your own words and doing that with Tommy right now. Who gives a damn about Tubo the loser and his suing.

I thought you were “kEeMsTaR”? Why you are scared to get sued when you mentioned being sued before and not worrying about it? Didn’t think the great Keemstar legend would be scared of someone as fat of a nobody as turbo and being sued. We all know why you got rid of Tommy so tell the truth. Billy and copper hate Tommy so you sacrificed one big host with two other big hosts. You don’t need to be a hypocrite and lie like you always say about boogie, tell us the truth.

I thought you can work things out, now you have to sacrifice other hosts to please your bestfriends? This is just ridiculous and Keem is the only reason why his fanbase isn’t expanding. He can’t keep his emotions in check. This is the same man that nuked a fanbase and an entire channel off (madhouse) because his personal feelings got hurt, remember that. Yomama is always right, Keem is Delusional and a massive cow. Tommy C doesn’t deserve this. He’s doing his job as a wrangler

I don’t like Hatred at all but at least he is not running away and quitting for the most part. Desi quits and run away when someone is being real with her. Why is no one pressing her? All she does is sit there and say two or three words per stream and have Tammy carry her on her back. I just don’t get it because yeah she’s quiet but seeing her deal with boogie’s bullshit everyday and do some questionable stunts on live, I thought she would’ve developed thicker skin.

Desi does this because she’s with Boogie and friends with Brantley so Keem would not say nor do anything about it due to that. People need to start giving her constructive criticism and push back just as much as Hatred or she will not grow up. Yomama wants to help with that but everyone gets so scared. Desi or Hatred needs to go to Pit. She needs to stop quitting every time someone ask her truthful and legitimate questions. Enough with the hug box and babysitting.

Keem better FIRE Tech NOW! This POS went to LOLCOW Pit’s backend and ended Yomama’s stream abruptly. He is also an idiot and ended his own stream as well or he did it intentionally. He is messing with shows and their money which is a massive problem and he needs to be gone. If Keem doesn’t fire him then Keem is for sure fucking with Pit as he always does.

Did this man forget who he is and what a LOLCOW is? Lolcows are dramatic people who have issues and you put them all on a platform to spew drama. What is this guy talking about? How do you go up on rewind and lied to all of us and said Lolcow isn’t a drama network?

I would’ve respect him more if he didn’t want the network to be all about drama anymore or move to a new direction from what is originally suppose to be which is DRAMA. If this is the case, remove the LOLCOW name from the network then if this isn’t a drama network. L for Keem

I did not expect Tech, Josh and sweat tea on a show together nor expect them to actually click. This cast did better than Glammy, Turbo and Boogie. This can work without boogie but unfortunately, we know that will not happen. I’m just glad boogie didn’t join to bring the attention to himself like he always does.

I also have to give a big W to sweat tea for being on Live again because she struggled with Live the last time. I hope they continue this 💯

I just need to say it how it is. Tina snakes every host she ever had on her show and she clearly don’t see that she’s the problem. She probably wants all these hosts to be seat warmers because she probably thinks Becky is coming back someday I bet. Tina says she doesn’t want to fight on a drama network but she is on board to have Becky back. The same Becky she had constantly daily fights with.

Tina, the queens fans and Xylie HATED Becky so much to the point they were celebrating when they got her out. Now they are crying and begging for her to come back, even Keemstar. The same Keemstar that did this whole storyline ploy to get back at Becky. He went in hard on her then fired her and everyone there celebrated like it was the superbowl. How did that go for you Keem? She’s gone now what? Still coping from the loss almost a year in.

Also, I love that keemstar has Voldemort’s and don’t want any host to mention any Voldemort’s. He use to even BAN fans for mentioning two OG Voldemort’s (mermaid girl and daddy’s girl). Isn’t Becky a Voldemort? Keemstar and the hosts mention Becky’s name and can’t stop mentioning her name.

After all the stuff Becky has put Keem through, he still forgives her and mentions her name? The same Becky that became a detractor channel to the LCU? The thing he hates the most? She tried to steal his entire imagine and brand by making another universe, she tried to steal his fans, she sabotages live events and the shows many times. She even quit during Keemstars memorial long break and took one of his hosts which he HATES. If he can forgive her then why not forgive the others? He needs to let go of his dumb ego pride. I don’t think what the other Voldemort’s did were as bad as what Becky did (except for that CD guy and daddy’s girl) We all know Keem is a hypocrite that’s obvious but he always denies that he is THE golden lolcow.

Some of you guys turn on Yomama for no reason just because he had a chill stream on Tuesday. That was just one out of hundreds of videos he has done. It was still a good show with Yomama giving his human side and showing a bit of compassion when things get heated.

Those of you who are not patient with Yomama and gave him dirt are not Pit. Tuesday shows who are the fake Pit supporters. If Yomama made bad shows day after day then you have every right to criticize him. Ya need to chill and believe in him. For those who blame Yomama, you need to blame Keem. Sorry not sorry.