Why she look like snake fish stone stare? She has the ability to change forms? Does that mean thonglesca was just another way she was trying to seduce samurainers to sacrifice friend for final samalamadingdongs?
WTF MAN.
Hi there,
First time poster, long time lurker.
I have tattle taling of the telling variety to do to whomever is the democratically elected adult... Seemore butts is a bad person >:( how could he do this to Goona 😭
(Theory)Kimarry is silence because of Walka.
(NSFW) BECAUSE SEXUAL UNDERTONES
So here is the theory.. Kimhari is silent because he is either uncomfortable with walka or he is in love with his bulging glistening muscles.
We're told Kimari is just the strong, silent, guardian protector, but I'm here to tell you that you're wrong. He's gay/bi, and either in love with walka or repulses by him as a man .. maybe both. But his silence is a direct reaction of walka.
First talking point is the uncomfortableness that is felt during cutscenes when they're both in them.. especially during high tension ones where Walka gets chatty and emotional about faith, teamwork, and personal stuff. Kimahri stands right there and contributes nothing beyond basic affirmations.. because he's distracted by walkas giant bulging sweaty strong man muscles UwU.
Point two, other personalities of the Ronsos.
We see it when we go to Mt gagazet, how proud the Ronsos are about their territory and honor. Honestly it's like their dumb dialogues NEVER END. And yet we can barely get Kimahry to contribute anything of relative importance throughout the game.. in my opinion he's just afraid to make the vibe awkward.
Point three his skillset.
Kimmy isn't like the others with his sphere grid, he has to potential to swing whatever way he sees fit :). Also what's up with his lancet ability? The way it operates, I won't go into detail but I'm sure you can pick up what I'm putting down.
Point four
Ronso culture.
Ronso culture values strength and honor, but also has deep emotional undercurrents (pride, loss, loyalty). Kimarri channels all of it into his silent guardianship for Yoona. Whether it’s “this makes me uncomfortable, say less” or “I like this more than I should, say nothing” the result is minimal speech around Wakka specifically, because of his bulging physique.
This shows through his old two friends as well, biran and yenke(two males btw) and how the bully kimlarry, it isn't because of his "small horn" or "broken horn" you could even call it a "circumsized" horn but that's a theory for another day.
Those two Ronsos are so proud of their massive horns and being able to bully Kimari around, even if Kimari presses back, there are clear underlying themes between the three it just feels like one big gay romance between the three of them, and then Kimari establishes his dominance on them and it all ends.
All of this fits Spira’s themes of hidden feelings, duty over personal desire, and endurance beneath loud personalities.
I'm not even gunna talk about how he most likely watched Tidus and Goona go at it under the tree 😭.
Tldr: Kimarre has a crush on walka, and his giant glistening golden muscles.
Tagged NSFW because LuLu has massive spiras on her chest. 🤤
We're told Yuna is half Al Bhed because Cid is her uncle, only problem is we're told this by LuLu, whom will learn in this post is a master manipulator and liar.
My evidence is based on her dialogues throughout the game, other party members dialogues... And how it's all tied together into her dramatic, narcissistic, attention grabbing persona. Which is also symbolized by her iconic physics-defying dress and massive spheres. Let's get into it.
The first point id like to make is wakka's involvement and how easily he is to manipulate.
Wakka repeatedly shows how gullible he is throughout the game, this is backed by his baseless hate for the al Bhed. Heckin his brother Chappu even ditched the sword that wakka gave him for some al Bhed weapons before dying. And wakka blames the al Bhed for enabling his brothers death and tempting people away from yevons traditions.
Lulu as a fellow besaid guardian and ex romantic partner of chappu knows exactly how to push wakka's buttons. She's his only family in besaid, of course he's going to be loyal to her. She intentionally keeps this information hidden from wakka to keep him loyal to the pilgrimage.
Second point, LuLu's controlling nature...
After the al Bhed kidnap Yuna from the luca tournament, Lulu is the one who knows about Yunas heritage and explicitly tells Tidus not to tell wakka. Making LuLu the gatekeeper of this information.
Dialogues in the game, the one referenced above shows that LuLu is manipulative and withholding information "for the greater good" or because it would be "too hard to say". Her physical presence alone also distracts from the "scrutiny" of the ways of yevon, she has a demanding presence which is backed up by her choice of clothing and being a black mage in general is generally speaking, flashier than other combat styles.
Third point, Chappus ties to the story.
References to Chappu (via Wakka's guilt and flashbacks) paint a picture of a more rebellious guy who embraced forbidden tech. Lulu dated him. Maybe she learned Al Bhed stuff through that relationship and is twisting it now. Besaid villagers and Crusader NPCs talk about the old days and losses, Lulu could be weaving a narrative that Yuna must continue the pilgrimage (Al Bhed ties or not) to honor that legacy, using her "knowledge" as leverage to keep the party on Yunas summoner path.
LuLu's dialogues.
Before we start this point it's important to note that there are NPCs around spria, especially in guadosalami, luca, and around home, that show suspicians of guardians/outsiders, being wary of kept secrets, and demonizing al Bheds as heretics.
We see throughout the game LuLu has this strong delivery of truths, especially toward wakka(on the ship talking about Chappu before the blitz tourney in luca). Combine all of this with her massive.... Distractions strapped to her chest, this makes her the ultimate unreliable narrator in the game. Those two massive pillows 🤤 serve as the greatest in universe misdirection tactic, and she shows them off proudly.
This fits the lore because...
The classic FFX story is misdirection in a nutshell, classic spira using charisma to spin the story and sell lies.
The revealing elaborate black mage dress that has an emphasis on her figure captivated Chappu.
Her personality and charisma was able to keep wakka under her spell.
Tidus gets warned not to spill her secrets in an attempt to cover up a lie that every one of you fell for.
TLDR: Yuna is not al Bhed. Cid is not Yuna's uncle.
If the blitzball tourney is held in luca, home of the luca goers, then why did they have to get off the boat... Where did they goers???