Conheci a AKG quando comprei meu primeiro fone de qualidade, o clássico AKG K414. Fiquei com meu bebezinho por anos, até cheguei a consertar os fios dele diversas vezes, mas infelizmente ele veio a falecer :(

Então comprei o JBL 720BT Overear do qual eu me arrependi amargamente, odiei como os agudos desse fone são estourados e só tolerei usa-los depois de muita regulagem no apk para ele não engolir os graves. Também percebi que o JBL também engoliu os os sons backgrounds de muitas musicas que escuto.

Aguentei uns anos com o JBL, mas esse ano decidi me dar de aniversário um AKG e comprei o N9 Hybrid. Sensacional! Qualidade premium, produto robusto e muito bem acabado, em seu unboxing você percebe que vem tudo o que você precisa para utilizado de diversas formas (bluetooth, dongle e P2).

Sinto como se voltasse a escutar a musica de verdade, todos os detalhes são muito perceptiveis. Percebi também que eu estava ouvindo algumas musicas com a tonalidade mais grave do que elas são por conta da equalização do JBL (quando equalizei os graves do fone também tive a noção de que não escutaria mais algumas musicas em sua maneira crua, ou seja, musicas agudas anormalmente mais graves).

Dito tudo isso, digo muito mais: esse fone vai ser um game change no meu consumo de músicas porquê percebi que não tenho muito apreço a músicas agudas, só estava viciadona porquê equalizei para acentuar os graves....

1.0 Permissibility Criteria and Psychic Vector Update

The objective of this report is to analyze specific technological apparatuses in the 21st century and their integration within the collective unconscious, determining their permission or prohibition for entry into the Oldest House.

2.0 Authorized Items for Entry (Symbolic Stabilization)

Objects whose collective psychic representation has already been neutralized through familiarity, presenting no symbolic associations of extreme strength, volatility, or negativity:

• Modern Weapons (Dated up to 2012): Already perfectly mapped within the collective psyche as purely functional tools of defense or attack. They possess high integration within the collective unconscious due to a high frequency of neutral representation in movies,dreams, video games, and literature.
• Telephones and Smartphones (Dated up to 2014): Permitted exclusively if entirely stripped of applications or systems containing Artificial Intelligence (AI). These devices appear in dreams as well as in movies, video games, and literature as symbol of basic, direct communication and individuality (ex: access to someone private life). A psychic image that stabilized at the turn of the century's first decade. No high loads of symbolism were found within the collective imagination.
• Modern Computers and Laptops: Another item frequently symbolized by the collective psyche as an object of: access to communication, information, knowledge, storage, individuality, formalization, and the archiving of memories. They are authorized only if restricted to basic internet connections and are completely devoid of AI.

3.0 Maintained Prohibitions (Volatility and Archetypal Fixation)

In strict alignment with the security directives illustrated in the original memorandum, the following items remain under an absolute ban regarding circulation within the Bureau's common areas:

• Smartwatches: Despite being common, their psychological presence remains ambiguous. Their interaction is unpredictable.
• Pagers: The obsolete status of this item has inverted its psychic signature. The pager is no longer a utility object; it now acts as a direct trigger for the archetype of nostalgia and the affective memory of a transitional era. This collective sentimentalism injects a highly volatile charge into the device's circuitry.
• Number 2 Pencils: As mandated by the original memorandum, its prohibition remains immutable. The object has transcended its material utility and has become the very form of the archetypal concept of evaluation, institutional rigidity, and standardization.
• Artificial Intelligence (AI): The most hazardous element of the contemporary landscape. Due to its abrupt emergence and exponential evolution, humanity still lacks clarity regarding its deep symbolism. This makes it inherently volatile, potentially malicious, invasive, and impossible to predict within the dynamics of the Oldest House.
• Headphones (Experimental Status / Mandatory Preliminary Testing): Headphones appear in psychic symbolism as a form of manifestation of an audible message from the personal or collective unconscious, an association interestingly similar to ancient telephones. For this reason, they will remain prohibited.
• Any objetcs considered iconic representations of archetypal concept.

Note: The analysis in this report was constructed based on my expertise in analytical psychology and anthropology. Due to the severity of the consequences regarding the clearance of these objects, I hereby request that the Directorate of the Federal Bureau of Control establish a council to open further opportunities for consultation and input from other Jungian analysts and anthropologists.