u/KrisCraig

Everyone, stop everything you're doing. RIGHT NOW!!!

This is a critical update, you see, so you'd better not check your texts before you finish reading this: Some bullshit neoliberal PAC you've probably never heard of needs money before midnight, so get to it!

...What especially annoys me is the "weareprogressives" domain name. This is how they marginalize us. By calling themselves progressives instead of neoliberals, which is what they really are, they deprive us of our political identity, usurping it as their own.

Having a domain name that literally says "we are progressives" is a rather direct example of this.

I mean, in this day and age, who else would look at that link and not immediately know that it's bullshit? They do this all the fucking time, too, though the "?=" part is new. I guess they wanted to make it look more convincing. Perhaps even people with dementia were starting to call them out...

I'm assuming this is different from the "unfinished business" they've been conducting in Gaza.

Man it really makes me cringe when these fascist assholes refer to themselves as "democratic heroes".

I like how he thinks we can all afford to relax with a newspaper and a cup of coffee every morning. I guess that's what he's been doing as he sends bombs to be used against children in Gaza.

Here's a little thought experiment for ya, Chuck:

It's right now. You rub the sleep out of your eyes. Brew some-- Wait, where the fuck did your kitchen go?! Why is it just a pile of rubble?

You go outside to check out the neighborhood. Or, at least, what's left of it. But all you find are dead bodies and crying children amid the smoldering ruins.

This is what your morning would be like if you lived in Gaza. That's what you've been inflicting on those children by deliberately arming their exterminators. And if I were to give you $7 of my hard-earned money, you'd use it to keep yourself and your genocidal cohorts in power so you can murder more innocent children with our tax dollars.

So kindly take your cup of coffee and shove it up your child-murdering ass, Chuck. We're done here.

Millions of years from now, a group of alien archeologists will release a groundbreaking paper detailing how a mysterious human named "Someone Else" was our civilization's most beloved political leader.

No clear objectives. No exit strategy. No honest accounting. Sound familiar?

https://quincyinst.org/research/u-s-military-aid-and-arms-transfers-to-israel-october-2023-september-2025/#h-current-policy-debates

Estimates say we've spent at least $21 billion on Israel's genocide in Gaza since 2023, and that's in addition to the $3+ billion in military aid we send them every year.

That means we've spent more funding the genocide in Gaza than we have on the Iran War. I guess the Demorats forgot to work that into their fundraising emails. Oops.

I got this email from Uber today, thanking me for contacting support and offering me a discount code for groceries (which I've never used Uber for). This seemed especially strange to me, seeing as how I've never contacted Uber support for anything.

So I clicked the email link, logged in via Google, and it took me to the screenshot you're seeing here. Pay special attention to the "No response needed" at the bottom and the lack of any "reply" option, which you would definitely see if this were an actual customer service support thread.

There's only one reasonable conclusion to be drawn from this: Uber is sending these emails to random users, pretending to be a response to a customer service inquiry in order to bypass spam filters and lure the user into reading the ad.

These kinds of deceptive, predatory business practices should be illegal. Uber owes its customers an apology for engaging in such sleazy spam tactics.