u/La__leche__

I'm looking for solid dad jokes, punny, I'm talking so bad they make you laugh and wince at the same time because gosh they're terrible.

Christmas cracker level of bad ✨

My manager and I throw terrible jokes back and forth at one another, we've managed to cover a lot but I bet there's more out there, the more obscure and British the better. Although not stated in my contract it's definitely an integral part of my role and without your help unemployment looks because the well is running dry.

*Also for my own personal stock any risqué jokes are absolutely welcome and don't have to necessarily be SFW

Edit to say thank you all for your contributions, I'm creased and absolutely love the new and old jokes you're bringing to the table, love you guys

Guys, what's your go to crumble?

Say you can eat only one crumble for the rest of your life. Or you're about to be murdered and you have a last meal, or you can bargain for your life with a top crumble... What are we choosing?

Apple, apple and blackberry, redcurrant, rhubarb, some berry medley, omg damson plums THERE ARE SO MANT OPTIONS.

AND WHAT ARE YOU CHOOSING TO ACCOMPANY IT?

We going custard, clotted cream, ice-cream... The list goes on.

AND DO YOU DO ANYTHING TO THE CRUMBLE?

Maybe some ground almonds, mixed nuts, dark chocolate shavings...

Okay. Now I'm hungry. CRUMBLE ME UP CUTIES.