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What would your zombie groan be?
Mine would be "yaaaaaooiii boooonda--" um, I mean... "Nooormaall thiiiings!"
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I imagine they can wear regular clothes during off hours without being in breach of the symbiote contract.
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My favourite part about writing Bex & Keit is probably coming up with weird alien cultural customs and traditions.
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Bex’s opinions are her own and do not in any way reflect the visceral, gut clenching reaction of the author.
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I asked my lawyer if this joke made sense but I couldn't hear him through the ball-gag.
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You can now vote on the next batch of comic ideas by becoming a free patreon (Yep, Free!)
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Why do I always think post apocalyptic fashion involves two belts…

You can still suggest the next batch of comic prompts if you’re a the whole shebang pattern or higher!
A poll with the best ideas will go live in a few days for free patreon members to vote on as well! (Yep, free!)
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It’s true, the suggestion events are back!
Become a patron of the whole shebang tier or higher to suggest your ideas!
A poll with the best ideas will go live in a few days for free patreon members to vote on as well! (Yep, free!)
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Sometimes not being able to come up with a joke IS the joke!
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Some call it the Fermi Manifold Squeeze drive, FMsqueeze for short.
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The nut registered as a 6.4 on the Richter scale.
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Pft, next are you gonna tell me that porcupines can't shoot their quills like darts?
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She really hates Mondays!
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"Hey, do you want to--"
"Sure!"
"Model for--"
"You've already sold me, buddy!"
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Eh, I’m more of a dog person. And If you pictured in your mind what I think you did, I’m sorry, but you’re now a furry! Please go pick up your fursona at your nearest FurFest venue.
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Any similarities with the Finnish culture is purely coincidental, but they are 100% exactly like this.
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I’ve never had pumpkin pie but I imagine it’s pretty “eh.”
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"This planet also seem to have an unusually high rate of emergency beacon breakdowns too. How curious..."
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If I could have any cosmetic surgery I'd elongate my arms and legs.
Why? I dunno... I just like the idea of standing still by a treeline at dusk and strike a creepy silhouette for passers by.
WHY, WHAT WOULD YOUR COSMETIC SURGERY BE, AND WHY IS THAT SO GREAT?!
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Naturally you can wear a trench coat as normal clothing, but legally ya need a gumshoe license for that.
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