u/Leaf_blower_chipmunk

Bears are a very likable team with great history. Plus, I already dislike Wisconsinites. Brewers fans are getting way too uppity. And I like the White Sox for some personal reasons.

Will I get killed?

My family is a stereotypical half-cubs half-cards central IL household, and yesterday I made the correct decision to become a Cards fan. Now I want to buy a jersey. Of the two players, which jersey would you choose?