u/Legitimate-Worry4101 — reddlx

A man was walking through the forest late at night, after he had just lost his date. She ran away through the forest.. daring him to chase her. Of course, he followed. Though it wasn’t the best choice that man would have made that day. He turned his phone flashlight on and looked around, being slowly but surely unsettled.

“Luna!! Come back, this isn’t funny. It’s late.. we should go back home.”

The man shouted, sweat dripping down his face as he fidgeted with his phone. A rustle was heard. He whipped his head around, his breath quickening. Something was following him.

“Luna.. is that you?…”

He shakily let out, taking a step back in complete and utter fear. As he turned back around, he saw a pair of eyes shining due to his light on his phone. He stopped breathing. Every hair on his body was standing up. Fight or flight, he knew damn well this was not safe.

“Luna.. is that you?”

He glanced at the creature. Sure, it resembled her.. but it had some weird fucked up mouth. And last he checked, his date wasn’t carrying an axe.

Luna breathed heavily, licking her sharp teeth. She took a deep forward—axe in hand.

“I’ve had so much fun today, Jacob! You’re so pretty. I could just carve your face out and wear it! … or maybe I should do it?”

She tilted her head, remaining heavy eye contact.

“N-no!! Stay back you.. you MONSTER!!!”

He stumbled back, tripping over a branch. (I know, a classic.) Tears streamed down the poor man’s face as he begged for his worthless life.

She itched closer, taking his face in her hands. She stabbed the back end of axe into the man’s stomach, slowly ripping it open. The screams of pure agony and terror were heard deep in the forest as Lunaris tortured him with glee. She scooped up some loose flesh and brought it to her mouth—enjoying the smell of it before eating him alive. After awhile, he died to blood loss and shock. Another day, another poor victim of hers.

Luna ripped his eyes out, and placed it in a jar. After that, she slowly and carefully cut his face off. A trophy for a job well done. Licking her lips, she stood up. She pulled out a glitter can she had stored in her pocket, and sprayed it all over him. A nice bow would do.. so she put it in his hair, and added some stickers. Soon after that, Luna grabbed her date’s phone—opening twitter and taking a selfie. His cut off face was put on hers, and she posed.

Click!

After reviewing the photo, she smiled to herself. How gorgeous! She clicked post.

#bestdateever!!!