u/LindseyBolaningham

Scalding hot take: please don't act like a cult on festivals

Oh wow it's really cool that you've seen the boys 3847647291373 times, and it's your 1000th barricade and you stood there for 14 hours, so cool?? No it's not cool. Hon it's summer, you smell like 14 hours in the sun, you need to drink your water or you'll pass out, and you didn't in fact enjoy what festivals had to offer aside from standing still in one place. Can we put somebody else to the front? Not saying me specifically, but like, other than the handful of the same old fans every time? Bro what HAVEN'T you seen there on your 37th show in europe? Idk where you get the money, honestly good for you, but for some of us, it's 1 tikcket and 1 opportunity to see em in our home country. Please PLEASE for the LOVE of god that has forsaken Tyler: 1) wear deodorant, 2) take a shower before the event, 3) put your god damn phone away for 5 seconds and 4) enjoy the show no matter where you end up standing. There's so many things to do, but please stop acting like a cult tryna worship and touch the pilots with your sweaty hands and passing out in the heat and all that. I'm more than on board with screaming, music is drowning out me and you anyway, but still, people behind you exist and also want to see, hear, and enjoy the music.

And if you grab the guys without their consent you're a creep, I said what I said. 🫳🎤

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u/LindseyBolaningham — 4 hours ago

I wanna expand on the theory that Clancy and Nico swapped bodies

So recently a member of this group mentioned Clancy and Nico swapped bodies after the antler stabbing. Their theory works imo - in order to seize, you go no contact, and you seize the dead, but in order to smear, you go physical contact, and you smear (control) the living.

That will then mean, thought I, that the real Clancy must have died in obliterated Nico's body, and Nico triumphantly remained in Clancy's body, hence why he's Nova now, cuz he's no longer Nico in Nico's body, and he's not Clancy in Clancy's body (as soon as he starts grabbing the red drapes, you can already tell there is no clancy up there. No tyler, too. He didn't make a conscious choice to betray the Banditos, that was all Nico).

Question is, where is Dark Clancy (again, clancy's soul) if he's not in his own body? Ladies, gents, and everyone else, I present to you: corpsebearer Tyler theory.

Similarly to dr strange 2, his soul is posessing a VESSEL (pun intended) of a NEW re-born Tyler/Clancy, and this cloak, as well as Seven Nation Army mask (white, like Vessel the album), is his new attire. (That's why the seven nation army cover is still on the setlist, wink wink).

And before anyone comes after me I am writing this at work, completely sober, just marvelling at the fact that in my head, Clancy is so fuckin back 🥹 ma shayla didn't die in a fight with Nico.

Am I in denial? Probably. Is this my new headcannon for my art? Bet

u/LindseyBolaningham — 9 days ago

Instrumental albums? Do you know any?

Hey y'all, I was looking for some instrumental versions of TØP songs around the internet so I could practice rapping to them. Didn't find much. Is there a way to listen/download instrumental versions of albums with no vocals at all? I only have Ned's Cozy Fireplace 😂 and I wish there was a tracklist to that 10 hour version

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u/LindseyBolaningham — 1 month ago

I think the 10 year long cycle is scattered stages of grief

I'm high as fuck and I think this cycle is processing grief. It's not chronological tho, not like LMFAO's discography.

Hear me out:

  1. Blurryface - bargaining (I'm not evil to the core, maybe I can still fix it)

  2. Trench - depression

  3. SAI - denial

  4. Clancy - anger

  5. Breach - acceptance (the part where Nico stabs Clancy and he loses - sometimes we run into the same patterns even when we try our best to avoid them?)

The reason it's so scattered is because healing isn't linear and proportionate and we humans mess it up sometimes. However I still think a happy end could be nice. I'm tired of sad storylines in my favourite media. Good omens fans will know what I'm talking about.

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u/LindseyBolaningham — 1 month ago

Alternative names in your language

Recently I came across a comment on Rock in Rio announcement that said "mi pilotiños" or maybe "pilotinhos" (I don't know Portuguese I'm sorry if I butchered it! 🙈), and that made me smile, cuz how cute is that, they call em "little pilots". I used to study Slavic linguistics before the war so I wanted to ask you guys to share some of your local non-English slang that you use for the boys and their creations 🤗

Here's mine: (Ukrainian who also knows Russian and Czech)

- тійлір джізіф [tee-lear jizz-if] = tyler joseph but every vowel is a letter i, a Ukrainian meme (no other language that uses cyrillics has a letter i in it)

- сланец [sluh-niets] = similar to clanky, is used as a word for toeless sandal, but has a fun history. There was a town called Slancy in soviet onion that had a warehouse for mass production of these sandals, which they printed on the sole, and people started calling them that instead of, well, sandals. So, naturally, Slancy became plural and Slanets a singular name. And Russian-speaking clikkies call Clancy that now, both the album and the character

- Pepa = short for Giuseppe, therefore Joseph/Jozef, a fun way Czech clikkies call Tyler, since that's how they shorten their own Jozefs (I literally saw a girl once with a T-shirt that said PEPA in bold pink letters and Tyler's face plastered all over it. I couldn't stop laughing for like an hour 😂)

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u/LindseyBolaningham — 1 month ago