Fwahaha, Kris, remember that time in Cyber City?
Fwahaha, Kris...
...remember when you tried to attack the enemy in the Cyber City?
Fwahaha!
You didn't even use your sword, Kris.
You just stood there, pointed your fingers forward, and yelled: "EMERALD SPLASH!"
Fwahaha!
Hundreds of glowing green pixels blasted out of your hands and completely missed every single target! Fwahaha!
Not a single one hit, Kris! The boss didn't even have to dodge! You're just sitting there licking a cherry now while staring into my soul with glowing red eyes! Stop doing the tongue thing, Kris!
Fwahaha!