u/Lonely-Objective-890

Mamae unplanned kid ndio kuamka, sifa apewe yesu. After a long time out of church, leo na feel niende nisifu bwana. Lakini kumbuka mimi sio hio vijana inasemanga ety " I left church but not God," hapana. Iko wakati maisha ilichapa mimi karibu ni left all buana🤧. Lakini leo naskia, the spirits are high, so let me go back to my roots.

After preparations hapa na pale, kazi ngumu ikaanza. I'm left to choose which church I'm supposed to go to. Initially, I'm a Catholic, ile kitu ilikua inafanya niende huko kwanza ni this high-end babes na the pretty face cards walikua wana pull up 🙂. This was a long time ago when I used to have game, lakini after losing the skills ilibidi niachilie🤧, a dood danver knows when to exit the stage. The other thing that drives me was how the church is continuing to womanise iys men by making them wear some silly as things then wanaimbishwa hapo mbele kama watoto ya CBC.

Sasa leo I was left with two choices, niende pale kwa commander Ng'ang'a anitusi of how poor I am during the entire session ama niende pale kwa Kanyari I support anasa, being led by our very able pastor and his favourite prophetess, Marion.

After a lot of soul searching and thinking, kijana naamua kuenda support prophetess in spreading both legs and gospel far and wide💀. Church nikaketi back manyu as the session continued. Should I say the devil attacked me, ikaniambia niingie ile mtandao ya baddies, where everyone is rich, excluding me. Moja kwa moja mpaka kwa story za kijana ya mtwapa and oooh my gaawd😭. Ile watu ya samataids walipeleka usherati ingine namna hatari uko buana. The amount of horizontal engineering happening pande za huko hapana macheso. Pale diameter inaongezwe na beacon inaskumwa proper. Na ujue ile jamaa haichagui, pale hata ganuthia asipochunga anaguezwa wanafungua boot waeke mizigo kama ile kondakta ya zile gari za kuenda western💀.

Mshtuka inanigonga inabidi nizime simu nitoke niende coz wtf is happening out here with this younger generation. We've become dumb and we don't give a single fuck about anything🤧. A careless generation I'm the making and it shall catch up na sisi pale uzeeni.

Mimi kwanza hata hizi vitabu za anga becoming rich ama sijui how I scaled up my 10 dollars to a million dollars, nliwachia vijana ya high school wasome🤧. Na, you know I'm saying this after reading several books of that sort and trying to apply whatever mechanism those guys say.

Lakini, I came to realise that financial literacy can not cover systemic failures💯. I live in a country where mediocrity is praised and stupidity glorified, where intellectuals with good ideas that could be turned into cash machines wanafichwa na the same systems and their ideas stolen by people abroad. Buana hapa kwa ule kijana ya Sugoi unafungua hivi a book like " Rich dad poor dad," before ufike second page landlord anagonga mlango. Ukimalizana na yeye unasonga to seek motivation from the 2nd chapter pale anasemanga vile walifanya kazi kwa supermarket ya his rich dad and didn't get paid even a cent, your stomach starts grumbling because you can't remember the last day you ate something.

Unajaribu ku imagine how I could work pale kwa Punjab bila kulipwa hata natokwa na wazimu😤. Inabidi umeitupa hyo kitabu huko mbali karibu na kamisi za bibi🚮.

Fix the systems, and then financial literacy will seamlessly find way in.

Khabusiee !!

Kenyans, we've become so stupid that people are now planning a "Summer" tides event here💀.

What the actual fuck is such an event doing in a country located at the equator??

Unplanned kid, it'sanother cold 🥶 night napiga kalesa from work. Pale godown muhindi alisema I must make sure I have a the inventory right and everyone leaves before I step foot out of his premises. I wonder how that Punjat guy trusted me this much na mimi sio Mutiso🤔.

Anyway, leo like any other day, upepo ya coast inapiga namna hatari kushinda postnut clarity. Njaa naiskia kwa umbali, the last time I had a meal was asubuhi nkimalizia ile kiporo nlibakisha previous night. As the man I am na some little bit of Domani Munga's influence “mwanaume hafai kula lunch,” I walk steadily back home lakini tumbo inashikana na mgongo💀.

As I pass around Bombolulu, naskia some whispers and I automatically know ni those kanyau vendors trying to call me for some horizontal engineering. But at this point I don't need sex anymore coz the government fuck me everyday. Napitana na mmoja, some chicken just around my age, but the sadness in her face is a complete summary of how wicked the world has always been. Looking at her eyes, there is no single soul 🥺left in her juu ya design amepitiwa na different men unaeza dhani ni base ya chapo pale pipeline. Sadness hits me as I had to put myself in her shoes and gaddemit, it couldn't🥲.

Mosmos I find myself meandering the last corner and from far I could spot my aluminium hacienda from far. The joy that comes with owning your own place no matter how small it is, hunts me and I suddenly realise how the small things are what makes us happy in life.

Mathee amefunga base ya hapo mtaani and because of the loyalty I pledged to her and the emptiness of my pocket, I just decided to go home and sleep on an empty stomach coz it wont be the first time😤.

Lakini hopes are still high that email zitajibiwa, maombi ya mama ifikie maulana na mambo itakua vulai as a new day approaches 🙌