For the first time in 2000 hours. i moved faster then lightning and captured the big dong himself.
vassalised and annexed his bitch ass before turn 50 as sunjian and it wasnt even something i was trying to do. just went to fight yuan shu cuz he attacks me with liu biao that old cock
butas i railed through them i saw big dong and his army. and i chased his ass all the way to chang'an and just as im about to get him over the turn Zheng juiang comes in 3rd parties him outta nowhere then tries to capture the emperor whose still a baby and loses.
i attack her in my anger and now get spies through li jue and his his wife who like any good wife hated his fat ass. and i start discrediting. and then im like man too slow way to get lu bu.
then he sends me na offer of peace next turn giving 1200
im like huh let me try something
and boom i give his ass 4 horses and told him to make a chariot to save his horses back from such tyrany of his fat ahh
and then im impatient so 5 turns in i annex him. but also cuz i feared lu bu might kill him. and yea now look at the lil shit.