u/M4r1na43

A few weeks (or months, i dont remember) ago i tried to write the crash happy anthem. i just found it and thought lets not delete it, give it to reddit. here ya go:

We are crash happy. We carry the Jame. He lives in a bubble, sad bread and oat milk all he knows.

We are crash happy. Mr V buys red wine, ‚cause alcohol ‘s just fine. He is the King of Geoguesser, that bald man of the crashers.

We are crash happy. Dan has no skill, he can sit never still. Evil Fernandos ‘s his pupeteer, he bullies the Jame, screams 6 7 with joy.

We are crash happy. In the US lives a duck, delusional but not emo, with magnificent hair. What is a kilometer?

We are crash happy. Mr Pulse hates many guys, from Frank to the less abled… the only one that he loves: her name is Wendy Wildhog.

We are crash happy. Talk ‘bout F1 sometimes. Please more money for patr‘on, come to reddit ‘nd tiktok.

Our name is the Jork Squad. 

i can see a pattern…

Dan is at Barcelona:

Stroll out-qualifies Fernando, Antonellis car shuts down, a Ferrari wins

Dan is at Silverstone:

Stroll out-qualifies Fernando, Antonelli has car problems, a ferrari wins

i bet he also sat right at the spot where verstappen beached himself…