u/MI_BornNRaised

I'm not talking about things that are very unlikely but could happen, like being shot, getting in a car accident, struck by lightning. Or completely unknowable things like getting abducted by Aliens, possessed by spirits, or waking up in a Saw like situation.

For example, here's mine.

The original CSI TV show had an episode where a guy was caught in concrete trying to hide his wife's body. It comes out that he accidentally killed her after dropping a glass bowl of Jell-O in the kitchen. They were picking up the glass together, he grabbed a large shard, slipped, and stabbed her in the heart.

Because of this episode we have a rule that, if something dangerous (like glass) breaks only one of us cleans it up while the other supervises from the other room (line of sight but no physical presence). I also stopped making Jell-O for about a decade after that episode.

Not that I think they are on Reddit. But to whoever is launching fireworks at 11:45 near Old Town.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

May your every barefoot step land on a Lego.

May every load of laundry result in a missing sock.

May your ice cream always suffer freezer burn, even when new.

May you have diarrhea when you visit a new place every time.