Our test head to head stats really are atrocious.
Just think how bad our test stats would be if we hadn't had a good last decade. Unbeaten against Ireland and Zimbabwe, have lost 2 tests against Bangladesh. Then it gets grim.
Australia: played 62, won 8, lost 36, drawn 18. ( 2 test wins in last 33 years).
England: P 118, W 16, L 55, D 47.
India: P 65, W 16, L 22, D 27.
Pakistan: P 62, W 14, L 25, D 23.
South Africa: P 49, W 7, L 26, D 16. (2 of those 7 came in last series).
Sri Lanka: P 40, W 18, L 11, D 11.
West Indies: P 52, W 19, L 13, D 20.
EDIT: just adding this wasn't to bag us - was merely pointing out how few wins we have against some nations still, and the level of catch up required to make an even win/loss record with them.