u/Majestic-Income4810

Every box comes with a cat.

This is not the first time. I know I have been stalked before. I just don't know if I should flee in terror, take this head on or offer treats as supplication.

Are throughly inspected by the inspection service. There is a fee of one treat per bag payable immediately.

Was a kitty who would listen to me and behave. What I got was a cat who does pretty much whatever he feels like doing. That was the compromise.

Laying on me, living his best life.

He likes to chew on the cables and I would like him to live a long life. There is only one power cable in his reach and he can't help himself.

Lots of thunder and lightning - very close.

People showed up in his house today. Nobody asked his permission. Everyone got a good scolding from him. Then to top it off, they were cleaning the vents which made a horrible noise. Little Samson ran as fast as he could and hid under my arm until the bad people went away. Extra treats tonight for his bravery.

I was opening a can of tuna for my lunch today forgetting than any tin that is opened belongs to Samson. I was berated with a series of meows that turned ugly when he realized I was going to eat his food. He cannot be consoled.

I was wondering what he was doing there. I had forgotten I put the bag of catnip on the shelf above him. As soon as I turned my back, he grabbed the catnip and made a run for it.