u/Majestic_Function607

这是又怂又爱装啊，把卑劣和猥琐表现得淋漓尽致啊，现实中都挺难找到这样的人

川狗你先过小布什再说吧，民主党这边忙着克林顿和奥巴马的大战呢

盼习近平大坝降临佛州，拯救水深火热的美国人民

哈人，正好国内集美也喜欢这种装扮，可以无缝融入

上次看到有人说小逼登受欢迎，都到了有人希望他去竞选总统的地步了，我还不信。

今天看了下，这幽默感比其他人要高8964倍个档次。

搁着赶进度呢，两年没到就到四通桥了，川狗能活到卸任吗

我夜观星象，下面也该“我支持屈臣氏，你们可以打我了”

北京时间凌晨三点半的庆生推文，只有单人的AI照片。

是不是这么丢人的，连老王VPN都舍不得用，不愿意亲自上号，亲自发推，就嗯造节目效果

“这是社会主义，高福利养懒汉，把富人和工作岗位都逼走，让所有人平等的穷，到时候纽约就等着饿殍遍地吧，我们在中国深有体会”。

他竞选市长的时候都在哀嚎，说什么伊斯兰崛起、911再临、沙里亚法、社会主义、打土豪分田地。现在当了快半年市长了，民调还行，犯罪率也低了，选他的人都觉得不错。他的核心观点总结起来就一句话：老不死的早的该爆金币了。

一个事实，他并不靠宗教标签，不宣传沙里亚法，最近还参加了骄傲月游行。作为对比，最近德州刚通过公立学校要教圣经，川狗支持政教合一，MAGA和黄川那些事就更不用我提了。

至于冻结租金，我支持爆老东西的金币，他起码能表现出关心弱势群体和年轻人的样子。另外本sub的人也别装自己是雄竞赢家、天选之人了，真正的赢家都在喝着洗面奶看着前几天的拼多多911笑出声呢。

政府的确不生产蛋糕，但作为分蛋糕的角色，过度偏袒哪一方都会出问题，现在的环境是顶层过得太滋润，中产快过不下去了。企业逐利，人皆自私，没人会愿意多交钱，但富豪会拿企业和工作岗位来威胁，中产没有太多议价权，很多自贱的人只能贬低自己和同类，“你要是考上c9会这样，你要是搞ai会这样，说白了就是你不努力”。

给这群顶层富裕阶级上点压力是正确的，早该来个再平衡了，一味讨好企业和富人只会让人得寸进尺，特别是在现在这种社达氛围盛行的环境，压榨中产和底层的结果就是养出MAGA这种怪物。

当代富豪的道德水平be like：不应该用粮食救非洲小孩，应该用市场经济。说贝索斯的前妻捐款做慈善是罪恶的，但自己花2、3亿美元帮川狗竞选是为了自由世界。妈死客为首的一群超级富豪一步步拉低了富豪的平均道德水平，看不起政府花钱帮助弱势群体，实际上特斯拉和spaceX也是拿着政府的钱和订单起来的，然后转手就来个史上最大IPO，一两个月就要加纳指，分美国人养老金。如果钱拿去补贴资本是资本主义，照顾中产和弱势群体是社会主义，那我宁愿再去体验下社会主义，你们多享受享受大丑陋法案下的疯狂宇宙吧，就是记得别当个“不努力的人”

斯克也是出息了，kda稳步上升📈

这都敢签啊，川狗是看了 the boys 最后一集后特地模仿的祖国人吗

连海峡都保不住免费通行，真就闭着眼把伊朗递过来的签了

第五条，60天海峡试用期，过后就不管洪水滔天了🤣

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Memorandum of Understanding Between Iran and the United States

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1. Iran, US, and their allies in the current war commit to an immediate and permanent end to all military operations on all fronts, including Lebanon. Neither side will start or threaten war or hostile military action against the other, and both will respect each other’s sovereignty and territorial integrity. The final agreement ending the war on all fronts, including Lebanon and the West Bank, will confirm this clause.

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2. Iran and US commit to respecting each other’s sovereignty and territorial integrity and not interfering in each other’s internal affairs.

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3. Iran and US commit to negotiating and reaching a final agreement within 60 days, extendable by mutual consent.

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4. Upon signing, US will begin lifting Iran’s sea, air, and land blockade and gradually remove restrictions on movement and trade. Ship traffic during this period will match pre-war levels. US also commits to withdrawing its military forces from Iranian airspace within 30 days after the final agreement.

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5. Upon signing, Iran will immediately open the Strait of Hormuz, free of charge, for 30 days to safe commercial vessels. This free passage will continue as long as sanctions relief and financial aid continue. If a final agreement is reached, unrestricted movement in the Strait will be guaranteed for 30 days. Iran will discuss future administration and maritime services in the Strait with Oman, while respecting international law and coastal states’ sovereign rights, and will also consult other Persian Gulf coastal states.

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6. US, with regional partners, commits to a fixed economic-development program for Iran’s reconstruction and development, funded with at least $300 billion, as an integral part of the final agreement. Within 3 days of signing, US will provide 10% of the funds needed to start rebuilding economic facilities, power plants, ports, airports, and other essential infrastructure.

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7. US commits to ending all sanctions on Iran, including UN Security Council resolutions, UN resolutions, IAEA Board of Governors rulings, and all unilateral US primary and secondary sanctions, under a timetable agreed in the final deal. Both sides recognize the importance of ending these sanctions and will address them immediately in talks.

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8. Iran reaffirms it will not produce or seek nuclear weapons. Iran and US agree to maintain the agreed arrangement and current status of stored enriched material through a mechanism agreed by both sides and in line with IAEA procedures within 30 days of signing. Nuclear fuel services, enrichment, expertise development, and other nuclear-needs issues will be discussed under a mutually satisfactory framework in the final deal. Both sides recognize the importance of these nuclear issues and will address them immediately in talks.

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9. Until the final deal, both sides agree to preserve the current status quo: Iran will maintain its nuclear program as it is, and US will not impose new sanctions after this MoU is signed.

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10. Immediately after signing, and until sanctions are ended, US will issue Treasury waivers for Iranian crude oil exports, petrochemicals, oil derivatives, and related services, including banking, insurance, shipping, transport, and other services.

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11. US commits to making Iran’s frozen or restricted funds and assets fully available for use under this MoU. Both sides will negotiate the release of these funds during the talks. Iran’s central-bank account at the National Bank of Syria, used to support the Syrian national currency, is exempt. US will issue all necessary approvals and licenses.

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12. Iran and US agree to create an implementation mechanism to monitor successful execution of this MoU until the final agreement.

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13. After signing, and once clauses 1, 4, 5, 10, and 11 begin and continue to be implemented, talks on the final agreement will begin exclusively in Qatar.

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14. The final agreement will be endorsed by a UN Security Council resolution.