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▲ 76 r/TheHobbit+1 crossposts

A sudden realisation…

Guys, I think I’ve just discovered that we’re in the bad timeline, and the Universe had placed the clues right in front of us all along.

From my research I’ve deduced that our current, bad, timeline diverged from the correct timeline sometime in May 2010, when Guillermo del Toro exited the Hobbit film project. In the correct timeline del Toro would have directed the movies as intended and they would have been great, instead of the bloated messes full of CGI-slop that they turned out to be.

How do I know that del Toro was fated to be the true director of The Hobbit? It’s right there in his name!

Guillermo del Toro = William of the Bull = Bill Bull = BILBO! 🤯

IT WAS RIGHT THERE ALL ALONG!!!

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u/Maleficent-Sink-5246 — 3 days ago
▲ 849 r/Wellworn

Wooden railings at my local theme park

These are the wooden railings to direct the queue at the bumper boats, worn smooth & shiny by generations of kids & adults standing in line.

u/Maleficent-Sink-5246 — 1 month ago