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It's like we've all bonded over our shared interest in memeing and ridiculing these predators.

THIS POST IS HARRIBLE.

There’d be a contract and everything.

There’d be a contract and everything.

There’d be a contract and everything.

There’d be a contract and everything.

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I am currently compiling a glossary (Sokolossary) of Jeff Sokol related terms. It won't be done in 2 seconds, or even 2.5 hours, so please check back regularly for more terms and updates.

• Sokolverse: refers to all things in the world pertaining to Jeff Sokol
• Sokology: the highly-respected and rigorous academic field of Jeff Sokol
• Sokologist: refers to a person studying, teaching, or doing research in Sokology
• Seff Jokol: Jeff Sokol's alter ego
• The Jokol: Seff Jokol's supervillain name
• Sokolism: a system of authoritarian political economy where citizens may only eat pizza, drink orange juice, and wear red flannel shirts with their hair in fauxhawks 24/7. Generally seen as being more oppressive than North Korea.
• Sokolist: a proponent of Sokolism
• Sokol Con: An annual gathering of Sokolists that takes place on October 3rd (the date of Sokol's arrest) at Planet Pizza in Fairfield, Conneticut.
• Sokol Symposium: An annual academic gathering of Sokologists that takes place every February to discuss the latest in Sokol research.

Please feel free to suggest or coin new terms, and I will kiss add them.

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Thank you everyone for participating in the 2026 annual TCAP penis size polls:

https://www.reddit.com/r/tcap/comments/1tfa1df

https://www.reddit.com/r/tcap/comments/1tf8kav

Here is the "answer key" for the predator penis sizes from biggest to smallest:

Chris Hansen 17.2"

Lorne Armstrong 5.4"

Mike Manzi: 4.3"

Edmundo Dasilva: 3.9"

Slappin' Sam: 2.5"

Jeff Sokol: 0.2"

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That's it. That's the post.