u/Max_Sinister1

Or the market economy, if you prefer that term. The reasons:

* Capitalism is neither male nor female. (Hence, neither "he" or "she" is appropriate.) In fact, it's neither human nor animal nor plant nor mineral. And yet, it's there.

* Capitalism can touch all of us, at the same time -- but not everyone likes to be touched that way.

* Capitalism makes all of us love... (whatever pronoun's appropriate).

* Capitalism isn't made of ordinary matter, so it'd be stupid to fight it with conventional weapons incl. nukes.

Now who's the RL equivalent of Colleen who could take care of Yivo, er, Capitalism... that's a different question.